Celebrity Deadpool 2021

[Breightmet Boy]

18 hours ago, Rudy said:

His son is a right fanny

Yeah, can’t see Richie Cunningham banging on his door for his next Hollywood blockbuster

[Breightmet Boy]

19 hours ago, Traf said:

Tanned bloke who ran for UKIP?

That’s the one, looks like Theo Pathetis off Dragons Den

[MickyD]

Talking of Gogglebox, how many times, while watching telly, do you comment and then say, “And that’s why we could never be on Gogglebox!”?

[burnden]

Lee Sratch Perry 

 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, burnden said:

Lee Sratch Perry 

 

Legend

[Guest]

Ed Asner

[Youri McAnespie]

I'm sure Papa Walton has a bellywarmer ready for him...

[ZiggyStardust]

Sarah Harding, Girls Aloud singer, 39.

[leigh white]

Such a shame, my fave GA video. RIP Sarah.

 

[bolton_blondie]

So sad. 39. When it's someone close to your age it makes you think about things. Live your life. Do what makes you happy. 

[Rudy]

Awful awful news. Really is no age 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Bloody hell, a shocker that. 

[jmjhb]

Michael K Williams

[Rudy]

Gutted at that. One of my my favourite TV characters is Omar in The Wire

[Rudy]

 

[ErnestTurnip]

Never seen The Wire but he was good in Hap & Leonard, sounds like he had long term issues with the drugs.

[Rudy]

7 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Never seen The Wire but he was good in Hap & Leonard, sounds like he had long term issues with the drugs.

Mate The wire is some of the best tv ever made you won’t regret watching it. 

[jmjhb]

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

Gutted at that. One of my my favourite TV characters is Omar in The Wire

Yeah, obviously his best known role, but he's been great in other shows too. I watched Lovecraft Country recently and he was fantastic in that.

[Traf]

And Chalky White.

[bolton_blondie]

Killing norris off on corrie next week. Does that count? 

[Rudy]

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Killing norris off on corrie next week. Does that count? 

Spoiler alert
 

Vigilantes kick his head in for being a nonce after Simon Barlow said he touched his special place but it was all a decoy to stop everyone finding out that Simon has been spuds deep in Dev for months. Norris was invited to a party but didn’t realise it was a lemon party that Roy was filming to sell in the cabin. 
Norris on his way to the authorities is jumped and chucked into Roy’s nonce mobile where they warn Norris if he says anything they’ll say he’s a nonce and show everyone on the hallowed cobbles the still shot of Norris in the lemon party.

The police turn up to Norris gaff to issue him with a warning for late library books.

Dev and Barlow see the OB outside his house and assume he’s spilled the beans.

Later that night in the Rovers,  it’s Bet Lynchs second term as landlady and she’s having a party, decides to show a slideshow of old rovers tenants in the midst of walking down memory lane up pops pictures of Norris at the lemon party. 
 

Outrage quickly breaks out, a party of vigilantes is immediately formed, led by Les and Janice Battersby, Kevin and his nonce tash amongst others,

They find Norris outside with his cat, Kevin shouts there he is. Les grabs him, sweeps the legs, and they perform a 2021 version of the river dance on his head

Late to the scene Gail runs out to see what the commotion is with her marvellous tits swinging in the wind.

Janice meanwhile is kicking Norris’s cats head in for good measure. 
 

Just as the credits are about to roll, the camera pans to a front room window where Carla is fist deep in Michelle 

[Traf]

Youri has hacked Rudy's account.

[Rudy]

I may be his secret love child. Would explain my devilishly good looks and love of Eastern European lager

[MickyD]

16 minutes ago, Traf said:

Youri has hacked Rudy's account.

Must admit, until you posted that I thought it was Youri.

[Zico]

6 hours ago, jmjhb said:

Yeah, obviously his best known role, but he's been great in other shows too. I watched Lovecraft Country recently and he was fantastic in that.

had a key role in R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet too