Mine? Fay Ripley...the actress.

Essentially used as a human dildo by someone ten maybe more years older.

It was alreet - she seemed to have a good time.

 

Dawn French. 😂

Nicole Kidman.

I wish I was fucking joking.

Frank Bruno

The big girl that is/was pablo’s avatar

@Mounts Kipper

Are you Pablo in disguise?

Spider was it BMX Bandits Nicole or Eyes Wide Shut Nicole?

And I have an eerie feeling we could be spunk brothers.

3 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Frank Bruno

Bummer or bummee?

Did he wear that princess costume?

Did a brass that looked like him out of last king of Scotland with the wonkey eye

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Bummer or bummee?

Did he wear that princess costume?

Both 

I went first

😃

2 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Did a brass that looked like him out of last king of Scotland with the wonkey eye

You sicken me.

Why would you pay then choose Forrest?

Bella Emberg.

10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

@Mounts Kipper

Are you Pablo in disguise?

Spider was it BMX Bandits Nicole or Eyes Wide Shut Nicole?

And I have an eerie feeling we could be spunk brothers.

BMX bandits. I was only 15

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You sicken me.

Why would you pay then choose Forrest?

Didnt really have much choice. It was up black alley in tenerife.

It was either her or get knifed and my watch nicked.

1 minute ago, Spider said:

BMX bandits. I was only 15

You bastard - I was 18 (just).

If the same girl frequented The Old Three Crowns then we've mixed porridge.

She fucked half of Bolton.

Dirty mare.😀

 

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

You bastard - I was 18 (just).

If the same girl frequented The Old Three Crowns then we've mixed porridge.

She fucked half of Bolton.

Dirty mare.😀

 

With a huge sigh of relief I don’t think it’s the same girl.

However, I think I know the one you’re on about, and she wasn’t shy. Was she of GL extraction?

 

2 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Didnt really have much choice. It was up black alley in tenerife.

It was either her or get knifed and my watch nicked.

There's loads of brasshouses behind the front - with glassy eyed fucked on ching South Americans. Why do it with Forrest behind some bins?

1 minute ago, Spider said:

With a huge sigh of relief I don’t think it’s the same girl.

However, I think I know the one you’re on about, and she wasn’t shy. Was she of GL extraction?

 

No, she was from Harwood or such.

Fur coat no knickers.

 

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

No, she was from Harwood or such.

Fur coat no knickers.

 

Lot of curly hair about in the early 90’s.

Ill tell you what is poor form, the one I mention who looked like Kidman is still living in the Kearsley area and by all accounts still in great shape. But NOT on Facebook. How the fuck do i stalk her?

Stephen Hawking

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Lot of curly hair about in the early 90’s.

Ill tell you what is poor form, the one I mention who looked like Kidman is still living in the Kearsley area and by all accounts still in great shape. But NOT on Facebook. How the fuck do i stalk her?

Just hide in her bushes with binoculars - and masturbate furiously.

Don a balaclava when she leaves her house then 'seagull' her - aim for her hair.

Post a billet-doux saying 'I'm watching you, whore'

Is this amateur night? You must know these basics?

Droopy the dog

14 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

There's loads of brasshouses behind the front - with glassy eyed fucked on ching South Americans. Why do it with Forrest behind some bins?

They wouldnt let me in with the pram pal.

Mark Noble

First... Afghan Hound, next up looked like the guitarist from 10cc

Not fussy

Ex I went out with a few years ago was very good with make-up and looked alright, but when she took it off before bed she had the look of Alan Shearer.  

So there you have it, with a makeover and wig Alan Shearer is pretty fit.