Site Supporter Spider Posted February 19, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2021 This is one for @bolton_blondie really. Have a look at this link and let us know if Splinting is common amongst the fairer sex? (Basically, ladies struggling to squeeze out a Bertie will shove a thumb up their front bum in order to manipulate the fudge out of the back) Thanks https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/if-you-need-to-splint-when-you-poop-it-may-be-a-sign-something-is-wrong/amp.html?__twitter_impression=true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, Spider said: This is one for @bolton_blondie really. Have a look at this link and let us know if Splinting is common amongst the fairer sex? (Basically, ladies struggling to squeeze out a Bertie will shove a thumb up their front bum in order to manipulate the fudge out of the back) Thanks https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/if-you-need-to-splint-when-you-poop-it-may-be-a-sign-something-is-wrong/amp.html?__twitter_impression=true Probably more @little whitt’s domain this whilst crouched under the rear entrance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 19, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2021 11 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Probably more @little whitt’s domain this whilst crouched under the rear entrance A more perverted version of little Jack Horner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 19, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2021 I suppose if you put 2 thumbs in, the lady could give her Go Spot a press at the same time and take the edge off an otherwise mundane routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 19, 2021 Members Share Posted February 19, 2021 19 minutes ago, Spider said: This is one for @bolton_blondie really. Have a look at this link and let us know if Splinting is common amongst the fairer sex? (Basically, ladies struggling to squeeze out a Bertie will shove a thumb up their front bum in order to manipulate the fudge out of the back) Thanks https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/if-you-need-to-splint-when-you-poop-it-may-be-a-sign-something-is-wrong/amp.html?__twitter_impression=true I've heard it can be done during childbirth by the midwife. Can't say I've ever shoved fingers/thumbs up myself. Well not to have a crap anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 19, 2021 Members Share Posted February 19, 2021 I assume you have to put your bacon buttie down first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 19, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, Rudy said: I assume you have to put your bacon buttie down first? I don’t see why you need to. Women are good multitaskers. In theory should be able to maintain a good amount of attention on the balls at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 (edited) When I had my op the codeine bunged me up, never felt pain like it was sweating on the bog and I mean wet through, god knows the pain women go through in child birth. Full respect from me. Edited February 19, 2021 by Mounts Kipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 19, 2021 Members Share Posted February 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said: When I had my op the codeine bunged me up, never felt pain like it was sweating on the bog and I mean wet through, god knows the pain women go through in child birth. Full respect from me. It hurts. I only had gas and air. Not a fucking clue why I'm doing it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 4 hours ago, Spider said: This is one for @bolton_blondie really. Have a look at this link and let us know if Splinting is common amongst the fairer sex? (Basically, ladies struggling to squeeze out a Bertie will shove a thumb up their front bum in order to manipulate the fudge out of the back) Thanks https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/if-you-need-to-splint-when-you-poop-it-may-be-a-sign-something-is-wrong/amp.html?__twitter_impression=true Makes sense as long as you have short finger nails. I prefer a dose of real ale to clear any blockages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 19, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Mounts Kipper said: When I had my op the codeine bunged me up, never felt pain like it was sweating on the bog and I mean wet through, god knows the pain women go through in child birth. Full respect from me. Thing is; maybe they only say it's painful for attention, as they know we can't experience childbirth? 😁💣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 19, 2021 Members Share Posted February 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Thing is; maybe they only say it's painful for attention, as they know we can't experience childbirth? 😁💣 Peace of piss childbirth. It's the responsibility of looking after them for 18 years that's painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Thing is; maybe they only say it's painful for attention, as they know we can't experience childbirth? 😁💣 I gave birth this morning on the throne, got a good old sweat on, might as well have passed the melon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 19, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Peace of piss childbirth. It's the responsibility of looking after them for 18 years that's painful. On the head It breaks you , being a parent. I’m not keen at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Peace of piss childbirth. It's the responsibility of looking after them for 18 years that's painful. (161) The Meaning of Life: The Third World - YouTube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 19, 2021 Members Share Posted February 19, 2021 5 minutes ago, Spider said: On the head It breaks you , being a parent. I’m not keen at all And it's expensive. Have to feed them, clothe them. Never ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 19, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2021 39 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: And it's expensive. Have to feed them, clothe them. Never ending. I did a rough calculation of what my 7 year old has cost me recently. Fair to say that without her I’d be doing lockdown on a private island surrounded by toadying sychophants and willing females covered in warm butter. And I’d still have change to cover the Covid debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 19, 2021 Members Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Spider said: I did a rough calculation of what my 7 year old has cost me recently. Fair to say that without her I’d be doing lockdown on a private island surrounded by toadying sychophants and willing females covered in warm butter. And I’d still have change to cover the Covid debt. Mines 7 too. It only gets worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 19, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Mines 7 too. It only gets worse. I’m thinking I’ve done my bit. She can just makes appearances twice a year now asking for money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 just 18 years , fuck , i never saw that form can i fill it in retrospectively and will the authorities remove them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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