Youri McAnespie Posted March 25, 2022 Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: What are you papping on about now? If not illegals, maybe cannabis or a meth factory then. Doesn't matter if its one or a hundred, may as well utilise it. Funnily enough there was a weed farm next door - the old bill wanted to check they hadn't drilled through to nick my electricity. Crystal Meth is non-existent in the UK, because of the volatile process in producing it. Quote
Dimron Posted March 25, 2022 Posted March 25, 2022 34 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Funnily enough there was a weed farm next door - the old bill wanted to check they hadn't drilled through to nick my electricity. That's the usual downfall... I know a mob who had a visit after a (still unsolved) murder and the Bill lifted floorboards looking for weapons/evidence and found a cable which they followed.... Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 25, 2022 Posted March 25, 2022 3 hours ago, BobyBrno said: My Dad spent his years between school and and his 21st birthday in the Navy, dodging first German U Boats and then Kamakazi maniacs. No chance of either a formal education or a trade. He did his bit though. He and his wonderful wife brought us up in a 2 up 2 down terraced house with an outside loo. 5 of us. What I have today has nothing to do with anyone other than myself and my wonderful parents who had nowt, nothing, zilch. It certainly has absolutely nothing to do with any of governments Ive lived under since 1954. Not sure what this has to do with this thread, maybe it should be in the politics thread, having said that, every thread is a politics thread. Isn’t it? It doesn't. But in many ways its brilliant. Quote
Sweep Posted March 25, 2022 Posted March 25, 2022 St George's Day, St Patricks Day, doesn't really matter. Folk can celebrate them all they want. It makes no difference to anything. Those who take a day off work, or even worse travel to Spain to "celebrate" St George's day, really do need to have a word with themselves Quote
embankment Posted March 25, 2022 Author Posted March 25, 2022 In these worrying stressful times , I had completely forgotten about this momentous f@@@ up. Cheers to everyone!! Beers are on me pre - match in Wigan next Saturday. Quote
Sweep Posted March 25, 2022 Posted March 25, 2022 Just now, embankment said: In these worrying stressful times , I had completely forgotten about this momentous f@@@ up. Cheers to everyone!! Beers are on me pre - match in Wigan next Saturday. Good man Quote
bolty58 Posted March 25, 2022 Posted March 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Sweep said: St George's Day, St Patricks Day, doesn't really matter. Folk can celebrate them all they want. It makes no difference to anything. Those who take a day off work, or even worse travel to Spain to "celebrate" St George's day, really do need to have a word with themselves Gibraltar is not Spain as well you know and most likely will remain so for a long time yet. Anyway, fuck off with the distractions - I'm currently sourcing truckloads of trifle ingredients to feed the loyal masses in the future Dominion of Britain currently known as Western Australia. The secessionist movement remains strong. Quote
royal white Posted March 25, 2022 Posted March 25, 2022 I don’t see it any different to celebrating Xmas. Both an excuse for a piss up both made up on a pack of lies. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 59 minutes ago, royal white said: I don’t see it any different to celebrating Xmas. Both an excuse for a piss up both made up on a pack of lies. Erm.... OK, where to start? Quote
royal white Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 32 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Erm.... OK, where to start? Wherever you like. Quote
Zico Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 6 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Erm.... OK, where to start? 6 hours ago, royal white said: Wherever you like. Might as well start at the very beginning with the immaculate conception Mary shagged around and started the biggest web of lies ever known to man Joseph was merely the first to fall for it Quote
stevieb Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 7 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Erm.... OK, where to start? 6 hours ago, royal white said: Wherever you like. Start with mushy peas... Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 28 minutes ago, Zico said: Might as well start at the very beginning with the immaculate conception Mary shagged around and started the biggest web of lies ever known to man Joseph was merely the first to fall for it There was no such people - there was no census, a donkey can only do about twenty miles before it's knackered. The Romans published every crucifixion in their 'Before the Courts' in the weekly papyrus - there was no mention of Jesus. Quote
Rudy Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 They nailed a Jew to a piece of wood three days later he was back in the local Donkey and Partridge George went to Turkey and bummed a dragon Probably all bollocks but we get a few days off and cheap bombadier. Win win Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 Th'Ethopians reckon they got his cock pickled or his bones or that sack and hat he wore over his deformed bonce. But nobodies allowed to see them. Quote
stevieb Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 The day Stevieb was born. Now that its got two dates... 23rd April and 24th March do I get to celebrate twice like the Queen? Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 55 minutes ago, Zico said: Might as well start at the very beginning with the immaculate conception Mary shagged around and started the biggest web of lies ever known to man Joseph was merely the first to fall for it I was talking about the significance of it, not the fact that's its made up. Quote
BobyBrno Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 9 hours ago, Sweep said: St George's Day, St Patricks Day, doesn't really matter. Folk can celebrate them all they want. It makes no difference to anything. Those who take a day off work, or even worse travel to Spain to "celebrate" St George's day, really do need to have a word with themselves It’s actually a good time to visit Spain. https://www.spain.info/en/discover-spain/fiesta-sant-jordi-barcelona/ Quote
tomski Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 18 minutes ago, stevieb said: The day Stevieb was born. Now that its got two dates... 23rd April and 24th March do I get to celebrate twice like the Queen? My brother is the same. It’s a fair question but the media don’t like to talk about it. Quote
Guest Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 We will celebrate this day as we do every year. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 Beach towels, pease pudding, meat pies (from Australia) with ketchup, Merlot and trifle... Wearing plastic chainmail and brandishing a toy sword? Quote
Guest Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 50 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Beach towels, pease pudding, meat pies (from Australia) with ketchup, Merlot and trifle... Wearing plastic chainmail and brandishing a toy sword? Me? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 No, you spend the day fasting and meditating cross-legged before a framed photo of Nigel Farage. Quote
Guest Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 27 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: No, you spend the day fasting and meditating cross-legged before a framed photo of Nigel Farage. Not a fan, never warmed to him. This year we will be in Paris, so might find an Irish bar. Quote
SatanGreavsie Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 4 hours ago, Rudy said: They nailed a Jew to a piece of wood three days later he was back in the local Donkey and Partridge actually it was a Toby Calvary Quote
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