Slow news day, or end of the world?

”Aggressive” new variant has landed in Moscow. Makes people, even those that have been vaccinated, more poorly than previous types.

Time for Uncle Joe to push the button? Short term pain.

22 minutes ago, MickyD said:

I’d hazard a guess most don’t want a mask because it may smudge their make-up.

What about the women?

10 minutes ago, Traf said:

What about the women?

I’ll set ‘em up…

Went for a day 2 test today, in a test centre inside a shopping centre and people who were stood over receptionist making appointments weren't wearing masks.

Edited January 24, 20224 yr by waffer cup 07

Whitt, you disappointed me, what the fuck is 'lunch' apart from a term used by southern ponces?

Breakfast, dinner, tea and circumstances permitting, supper.

Lunch ffs - the catering staff at school were dinner-ladies not fucking Lunch-people.

People calling their tea 'dinner' - why? Is your butler serving you from Silver salvers whilst you're sat in a top hat and tails? It's your tea ffs, hence the term 'chippy tea'.

What do southerners call dinner bags anyway?

@Not in Crawleywhat derogatory name do your kids use for those hard working ladies feeding the kids of London's high society?

Edited January 24, 20224 yr by Winchester White
I am thick

Sometimes I say dinner, sometimes lunch, sometimes tea. Doesn't massively matter to me.

34 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Sometimes I say dinner, sometimes lunch, sometimes tea. Doesn't massively matter to me.

Sane here, I don't waste too much time thinking about it to be honest

You both need to decide what you are calling it and get entrenched in that view. 

Stop with all your Liberal nonsense it has no place here. 

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Whitt, you disappointed me, what the fuck is 'lunch' apart from a term used by southern ponces?

Breakfast, dinner, tea and circumstances permitting, supper.

Lunch ffs - the catering staff at school were dinner-ladies not fucking Lunch-people.

People calling their tea 'dinner' - why? Is your butler serving you from Silver salvers whilst you're sat in a top hat and tails? It's your tea ffs, hence the term 'chippy tea'.

Since i moved up Horwich 😜

The only time I've used 'lunch' is before arranging to do sommat diabolical and saying 'then we'll have a spot of lunch' in the style of Melchett. Chippy lunch? Rice and Three 'lunch'? School lunchtime? Nic you are a disgrace to your people, how much did they pay you to call dinner lunch? You're a fake, your terminology is a fake - go kill yourself.

1 minute ago, little whitt said:

Since i moved up Horwich 😜

Ponce.

36 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Ponce.

5 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Au contraire.

I barely give a shit about owt.

You Tinfoil hatted mental loony. Go sell crazy somewhere else I'm all stocked up here...

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Sometimes I say dinner, sometimes lunch, sometimes tea. Doesn't massively matter to me.

I think that is clear and apart from Youri we pretty much all do.

But what are dinner bags called if not dinner bags? Surely not Lunch Ladies?

Never heard of dinner bags.

14 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Au contraire.

I barely give a shit about owt.

You Tinfoil hatted mental loony. Go sell crazy somewhere else I'm all stocked up here...

In Horwich we don't have mere tinfoil helmets we have platinum gilded top hats, what, what. 

10 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Never heard of dinner bags.

Nor me

the fuck are they?

10 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Never heard of dinner bags.

It's just what we called dinner ladies because they mostly were mean and/or old.

5 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

It's just what we called dinner ladies because they mostly were mean and/or old.

Did you go to a normal school, or borstal?

23 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

I think that is clear and apart from Youri we pretty much all do.

But what are dinner bags called if not dinner bags? Surely not Lunch Ladies?

Erm..youngest at primary is at a school so small they don't have dinner ladies and the other two at secondary have a canteen which is open all throughout the school day...so, they don't have dinner ladies, and therefore I haven't the foggiest.

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

Did you go to a normal school, or borstal?

Probably Thornleigh because they were known as 'dinner bags' there too. 

Term of endearment I inherited from my older brother. 

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Erm..youngest at primary is at a school so small they don't have dinner ladies and the other two at secondary have a canteen which is open all throughout the school day...so, they don't have dinner ladies, and therefore I haven't the foggiest.

It's all gone to pot, Jesus Mary and Moses, what in the world will happen to the pour souls if there aren't stern ladies making them eat their crusts!?

9 minutes ago, stevieb said:

In Horwich we don't have mere tinfoil helmets we have platinum gilded top hats, what, what. 

Up in Trumpton you tear your missus' hair out, pull teeth out high on drugs, scald your girlfriend with a kettle, travel from your hovel eight miles to launch a racist attack, shoeless, upon a random asian family. You sup in Sam's Bar, you relish the fact anyone with brown skin isn't welcome. You beat up gays. It's fucking shithole.

7 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Erm..youngest at primary is at a school so small they don't have dinner ladies and the other two at secondary have a canteen which is open all throughout the school day...so, they don't have dinner ladies, and therefore I haven't the foggiest.

Are they being taught at an all inclusive holiday resort?? What the fuck

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Up in Trumpton you tear your missus' hair out, pull teeth out high on drugs, scald your girlfriend with a kettle, travel from your hovel eight miles to launch a racist attack, shoeless, upon a random asian family. You sup in Sam's Bar, you relish the fact anyone with brown skin isn't welcome. You beat up gays. It's fucking shithole.

You forgot we're all dope shooters...