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17 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Only 17k died of Covid according to latest figures… this has been the biggest load of bollox and waste of time & money ever. 

 

One final time, for old time's sake...

 

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Some people really are as thick as pig shit.

Why? She has more or less admitted to being a slut in writing and Nic confirmed the fact, and the bloke who told me the jizz thigh tale is a man of integrity.

Who the fuck are The 1975? A pile of shite like The Enemy or Kula Shakur circa 1998 if I was guessing, probably fathered by a props bloke on Corrie or Des Middlemiss, not her husband Jeremy Healy.

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I think she was in sommat at The Octagon years ago, I'd have chucked my hat in her ring, took her to the Scythe for a few pints of scrumpy, I suspect she'd have been utter muck. I reckon she's the type who'd ring for an eightball then try to get the dealer involved. Him up her arse and the more well-endowed oneself up her right one, then some young hapless hotel employee delivering booze to the room got dragged into proceedings and she sucked him off during the DP from me and this tuppence hapance dealer - the filthy mare.

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And on the Monday all three of you are at the GUM clinic and test positive after a bud down the Jap, only Chlamydia though.

Fast forward 18 years and you may have a son in a mediocre indie band - along with 263 other potential fathers. Including Dolph Lundgren and a bloke who delivers for Domino's.

Allegedly - she's as pure as the driven snow.

(Meaning snow from the sky not daddy lines of chan. )

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Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

And on the Monday all three of you are at the GUM clinic and test positive after a bud down the Jap, only Chlamydia though.

Fast forward 18 years and you may have a son in a mediocre indie band - along with 263 other potential fathers. Including Dolph Lundgren and a bloke who delivers for Domino's.

Are you still on about Gillian Anderson?

Posted
2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Are you still on about Gillian Anderson?

Gillian Anderson is still a virgin, how dare you. When I abduct her she will learn to love me, and when she relents she will be released from the cage and just be handcuffed to the bed occasionally.

 

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Just flikkin thru some old sounds, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na come on by Cozy Powell.

Now i could only think of the last bit where we sing " iI said NO i don't wanna go, i wanna go to Bolton and join the Aggro."

First verse please???

Posted
4 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Clever little fuckers in a way aren't they, viruses?

This one will be around forever now, hopefully getting gradually weaker year on year.

Be like a biological weapon soon.

If your team is a goal down in the first half, go to the front and sneeze towards an opposition player when he takes a throw in. They'll all be isolating by half time!

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NZ bringing in new restrictions because they have 8 (eight) cases of Omicron 

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