Slow news day, or end of the world?

”Aggressive” new variant has landed in Moscow. Makes people, even those that have been vaccinated, more poorly than previous types.

Time for Uncle Joe to push the button? Short term pain.

16 hours ago, gonzo said:

Her son is in the 1975

Work with a guy (who is gay) who shagged her when she was boozing.

Sold the story. Horrible bloke.

16 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Get back to topic - Denise Welsh, unprotected promiscuity and Bob monk dribbling down her thigh.

Come on Crawley - spill the beans...

Just did. Just Google Tom Hopkins....

How did he fuck her if he was a pufter? Up the wrong 'un.

If he was also bummin' he's probably riddled.

Anyhow Biggins reckons bisexuality is a myth.

Some people really are as thick as pig shit.

8 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Some people really are as thick as pig shit.

Why? She has more or less admitted to being a slut in writing and Nic confirmed the fact, and the bloke who told me the jizz thigh tale is a man of integrity.

Who the fuck are The 1975? A pile of shite like The Enemy or Kula Shakur circa 1998 if I was guessing, probably fathered by a props bloke on Corrie or Des Middlemiss, not her husband Jeremy Healy.

Edited January 22, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

1 hour ago, Tombwfc said:

 

One final time, for old time's sake...

 

What you attempting to tell me? 

22 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Try distracting him so his brain doesn’t hurt:

 

 

18 hours ago, Tombwfc said:

Mind boggling that these same arguments are still goung on two fucking years later.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jan/31/a-man-lies-dead-in-the-street-the-image-that-captures-the-wuhan-coronavirus-crisis

hmmm . kinda suss

 

Edited January 22, 20224 yr by e2e4

I think she was in sommat at The Octagon years ago, I'd have chucked my hat in her ring, took her to the Scythe for a few pints of scrumpy, I suspect she'd have been utter muck. I reckon she's the type who'd ring for an eightball then try to get the dealer involved. Him up her arse and the more well-endowed oneself up her right one, then some young hapless hotel employee delivering booze to the room got dragged into proceedings and she sucked him off during the DP from me and this tuppence hapance dealer - the filthy mare.

Edited January 22, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

And on the Monday all three of you are at the GUM clinic and test positive after a bud down the Jap, only Chlamydia though.

Fast forward 18 years and you may have a son in a mediocre indie band - along with 263 other potential fathers. Including Dolph Lundgren and a bloke who delivers for Domino's.

Allegedly - she's as pure as the driven snow.

(Meaning snow from the sky not daddy lines of chan. )

Edited January 22, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

And on the Monday all three of you are at the GUM clinic and test positive after a bud down the Jap, only Chlamydia though.

Fast forward 18 years and you may have a son in a mediocre indie band - along with 263 other potential fathers. Including Dolph Lundgren and a bloke who delivers for Domino's.

Are you still on about Gillian Anderson?

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Are you still on about Gillian Anderson?

Gillian Anderson is still a virgin, how dare you. When I abduct her she will learn to love me, and when she relents she will be released from the cage and just be handcuffed to the bed occasionally.

 

Just flikkin thru some old sounds, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na come on by Cozy Powell.

Now i could only think of the last bit where we sing " iI said NO i don't wanna go, i wanna go to Bolton and join the Aggro."

First verse please???

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la I just can't get you outta my head...

Do you sit down tav a wee?

7 hours ago, Tombwfc said:

 

One final time, for old time's sake...

 

A good series of points in there.

It's quite basic; easy to understand stuff really. 

If folk want to of course.

https://news.sky.com/story/omicron-sub-lineage-ba-2-designated-as-covid-variant-under-investigation-says-ukhsa-12521718

How transmissible can it get!

Be coming through the TV and 5g soon.

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://news.sky.com/story/omicron-sub-lineage-ba-2-designated-as-covid-variant-under-investigation-says-ukhsa-12521718

How transmissible can it get!

Be coming through the TV and 5g soon.

Clever little fuckers in a way aren't they, viruses?

This one will be around forever now, hopefully getting gradually weaker year on year.

4 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Clever little fuckers in a way aren't they, viruses?

This one will be around forever now, hopefully getting gradually weaker year on year.

Be like a biological weapon soon.

If your team is a goal down in the first half, go to the front and sneeze towards an opposition player when he takes a throw in. They'll all be isolating by half time!

NZ bringing in new restrictions because they have 8 (eight) cases of Omicron 

2 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

NZ bringing in new restrictions because they have 8 (eight) cases of Omicron 

PM postponing her wedding. 

She could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

15 hours ago, Whitestar said:

Do you sit down tav a wee?

Yes always  at home 

3 hours ago, Jol_BWFC said:

PM postponing her wedding. 

She’s a shocker