Slow news day, or end of the world?

”Aggressive” new variant has landed in Moscow. Makes people, even those that have been vaccinated, more poorly than previous types.

Time for Uncle Joe to push the button? Short term pain.

41 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Just seen a clip on sky sports news, Brighton players showing their covid app to enter the stadium 🤷

It’s applicable to everybody entering a stadium with more than 10,000 on. Won’t necessarily be a vaccination status and instead be proof of a negative test. 

2 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

It’s applicable to everybody entering a stadium with more than 10,000 on. Won’t necessarily be a vaccination status and instead be proof of a negative test. 

Until Wednesday when it gets potted 

4 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Until Wednesday when it gets potted 

Indeed. Though I wouldn’t expect any change in the testing regimes for players. 

5 hours ago, Jol_BWFC said:

PM postponing her wedding. 

I remember early into all of this and folk were saying we should be like Australia and NZ. That didn’t age well

i wonder if taping a M.A.S.K to your face technically gets round any bullshit. 

like constantly eating and drinking does. 

they seem dear on ebay but transformers were more popular. 

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14 minutes ago, e2e4 said:

i wonder if taping a M.A.S.K to your face technically gets round any bullshit. 

like constantly eating and drinking does. 

they seem dear on ebay but transformers were more popular. 

I saw my first double masker in Costa yesterday. 

The server couldn't understand a word he was saying. 

Almond latte.... Obvs

1 hour ago, royal white said:

I remember early into all of this and folk were saying we should be like Australia and NZ. That didn’t age well

Fuckin rank

Just been to Morrisons, didnt wear one as thought nobody was bothering anymore. Seems I was wrong, I was the only one in there with out one on and got daggers throughout ha ha.

Nobody gives a fuck in Blackpool. Seems they do in Cleveleys

16 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Just been to Morrisons, didnt wear one as thought nobody was bothering anymore. Seems I was wrong, I was the only one in there with out one on and got daggers throughout ha ha.

Nobody gives a fuck in Blackpool. Seems they do in Cleveleys

How much for a kilo of rice?

16 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Just been to Morrisons, didnt wear one as thought nobody was bothering anymore. Seems I was wrong, I was the only one in there with out one on and got daggers throughout ha ha.

Nobody gives a fuck in Blackpool. Seems they do in Cleveleys

Cos the average age is 89 and you'll kill them all off! 😂

Make me piss pensioners. Give daggers to people not wearing a mask, but take theirs down whilst having a good natter with their mate from the bowling club on the bread aisle 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Make me piss pensioners. Give daggers to people not wearing a mask, but take theirs down whilst having a good natter with their mate from the bowling club on the bread aisle 

Or move it down to sneeze. 

That's been my favourite so far. 

1 hour ago, stevieb said:

I saw my first double masker in Costa yesterday. 

The server couldn't understand a word he was saying. 

Almond latte.... Obvs

cant see the point in two

surely them blue 'n white ones are made so the layers are "polarized" or whatever to catch or stop the stuff in the air

like if you needed two , theyd just make em different so only need one. 

a full face snorkle has a spout above most other peoples faces. 

40 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Just been to Morrisons, didnt wear one as thought nobody was bothering anymore. Seems I was wrong, I was the only one in there with out one on and got daggers throughout ha ha.

Nobody gives a fuck in Blackpool. Seems they do in Cleveleys

Was in Tesco in the "village" earlier. About 50/50 I reckon, perhaps one or two more without one on.

In Morri's on Saturday, bloke in a "I'm an essential worker" shirt had one on. Under his chin. That's the world we are in.

Our local Morrisons is virtually 100% masks on, can not remember last time saw an adult without one. 

Acquire an AK-47 on the black market, spray everyone indiscriminately with automatic gunfire then turn the rifle on yourself.

Job's a good 'un.

1 hour ago, Ani said:

Our local Morrisons is virtually 100% masks on, can not remember last time saw an adult without one. 

50/50 today lunch  at Chorley old rd Morrisons 

Walked up to Bradley Fold garden centre with my mum and baby and forgot my mask. Pensioners wanted to stab me. 

4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Walked up to Bradley Fold garden centre with my mum and baby and forgot my mask. Pensioners wanted to stab me. 

Most of the staff don't wear them- perhaps the grannies should start there. 

Receive their lunch- hack the waitress to pieces.

Visit the butcher, then club the guys with a frozen pork shoulder.

our local Sainsbury earlier today, every single person was masked up (myself included)

10 minutes ago, Sweep said:

our local Sainsbury earlier today, every single person was masked up (myself included)

Sainsbury's: higher class of customer...

46 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Sainsbury's: higher class of customer...

I'd be refused entry. Commoner. 

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I'd be refused entry. Commoner. 

Click and collect is your friend!

4 hours ago, Carlos said:

In Morri's on Saturday, bloke in a "I'm an essential worker" shirt had one on. Under his chin. That's the world we are in.

You’re lucky to see one with a mask on, even if under his chin. Most have that green lanyard which proudly states, “I’m exempt.”

I’d hazard a guess most don’t want a mask because it may smudge their make-up.