Covid-19

[stevieb]

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Mother in law is positive so I'm blaming her. Pain the arse. 

Throw her down the stairs. 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

3 hours ago, Casino said:

Nowt to do with passports

Preggersaurs have been given contradictory advice

And 'a nightmare'

Purlease

Pregnant people were initially advised not to have it until research results were available. Decent sized sample followed to assess the vaccines effects on women/babies.

They have that data now, which shows it is safe, so the advice is to have the jab.

The medical profession working well, protecting people as best they can. All this information is out there if folk want to understand it.

[Spider]

I’ve turned the app off and won’t be testing anymore.

We need to move on

[bolton_blondie]

19 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’ve turned the app off and won’t be testing anymore.

We need to move on

I was meant to be at a mates baby shower today. Didn't want to be a twat and give her covid when she's due in a couple of weeks that's why I did it. 

[Dimron]

2 hours ago, e2e4 said:

 im thinking its bollocks. 

endless variants and boosters.

is all anyone talks about. its like the SuperWeather. 

going on holiday is like a nightmare level on "papers , please"

theres a disconnect between what They're saying and what They're doing. 

meanwhile, ive been doing little 'experiments' to catch it (again ?) but have not really been ill since about october/november 2019 when i suspect i caught the coof, which lasted ages but was generally ok. 

its like some Vladislav Surkov shit. 

There's a lot of spin going on from our leaders.

A lot of guys tell me how they caught it over Christmas when I virtually isolated because I'm an anti social coward. None of them were vaccinated.

I've been fully jabbed up and now I've caught it and my symptoms are identical to theirs.

What is going on?

1. Vaccines are just coloured water?... doubtful from the kick when you first have one

2. Vaccines have protected the old codgers?... the vaccine might have mellowed what would have been very serious for me

3. Vaccines wear off in time?... quite possible as the powers that be are talking about boosters

4. Vaccines don't work against the new variants?... That means we'll have to go through it all over again

What I do know is that vaccines are not the cure-all guarantee that the Government has been telling us but I still think you are foolish to avoid having one , and selfish as society needs to get on top of this (Blondie excluded as I think she was correct in not having one because she was with calf).

 

 

 

Edited August 14, 2021 by Dimron

[Dimron]

34 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’ve turned the app off and won’t be testing anymore.

We need to move on

At least you won't get badgered by Test & Trace... they don't leave you alone, constantly checking that you are following the rules. I actually received a call from one of the buggers yesterday... one week after my isolation finished, told her to get lost and she promised to "update the records"

[bolton_blondie]

14 minutes ago, Dimron said:

At least you won't get badgered by Test & Trace... they don't leave you alone, constantly checking that you are following the rules. I actually received a call from one of the buggers yesterday... one week after my isolation finished, told her to get lost and she promised to "update the records"

6 emails and texts I've had so far telling me to download the app. I havent seen anyone so they can piss off 

[Youri McAnespie]

The cheap tinfoil is meant only to wrap stuff, it's mainly plastic so unsuitable for; blocking invasive alpha wave mind alterations, roasting a chicken or brisket or tooting brown.

Are people so attention seeking they invite their mates around when they shower their kids?

I'm no expert but I'm sure you use one of those baby bath things too.

You stick your tit or, if male, your nob in to make sure it's not too hot.

They cost about £20, these baths.

But one can save money by using your mop bucket instead. You can mop the kitchen with the shitten up water after.

[deane koontz]

[mickbrown]

My nipper tested positive last week. She did a couple of home tests a couple of days later and both were negative.

So I reckon she tested positive at the arse end of having it.

Anyroad, me and the missus both negative throughout so either the vaccine did its job, or as I've suspected all along, I'm more highly evolved than most and as such, above all that sort of shit.

[Dimron]

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

6 emails and texts I've had so far telling me to download the app. I havent seen anyone so they can piss off 

Here's another thing I can't get my head around. T&T have told me I am exempt from testing for 90 days as I'll give a "false positive". In my black and white world you  are either negative or positive, therefore I've still got it so how come I'm not infectious?

[stevieb]

2 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

My nipper tested positive last week. She did a couple of home tests a couple of days later and both were negative.

So I reckon she tested positive at the arse end of having it.

Anyroad, me and the missus both negative throughout so either the vaccine did its job, or as I've suspected all along, I'm more highly evolved than most and as such, above all that sort of shit.

Quite possible a false positive test if she didn't have any symptoms. 

In America the CDC are pulling authorization for the PCR test at the end of the year because its shit. 

https://www.cdc.gov/csels/dls/locs/2021/07-21-2021-lab-alert-Changes_CDC_RT-PCR_SARS-CoV-2_Testing_1.html

 

[Zico]

Had another ping telling me to isolate for 6 days 

Nah

[mickbrown]

7 minutes ago, Zico said:

Had another ping telling me to isolate for 6 days 

Nah

Rules change Monday don't they?

[Youri McAnespie]

1 hour ago, deane koontz said:

He knows his onions.

For chasing gear or protective headwear to block mindwarps only Bacofoil will do.

[Zico]

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

Rules change Monday don't they?

Aye and I'm up in the north east till then

[Dimron]

32 minutes ago, Zico said:

Aye and I'm up in the north east till then

I'd be more concerned about a different type of infection if you're out on the lash

[Casino]

22 hours ago, Zico said:

Aye and I'm up in the north east till then

Be sure to nip to barnard castle

[bolton_blondie]

My whole body hurts. Fun this.

[Youri McAnespie]

Without tinfoil helmet, I reckon' the AZ just provides protection from pegging it, definitely had it again, snozz full of crows and bloodclots, coughing, wheezing and sneezing, aching bones - unlike man 'flu or actual 'flu.

No fucker in g/l bothers with masks anymore, so...

Don't want to be a Job's comforter but I reckon' another massive variant spike by late September/early October.

[Dimron]

Three weeks tomorrow for me. First few days you think it is nowt and then it kicks in, about a week after first symptoms you start getting over it, I woke up on day 8 and it had virtually gone. Still tired though.

Edited August 15, 2021 by Dimron

[bolton_blondie]

Fed up with covid police ringing me now. 8 times. Blocked the mytherers now and they still manage to leave me voicemails. 

[Dimron]

8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Without tinfoil helmet, I reckon' the AZ just provides protection from pegging it, definitely had it again, snozz full of crows and bloodclots, coughing, wheezing and sneezing, aching bones - unlike man 'flu or actual 'flu.

No fucker in g/l bothers with masks anymore, so...

Don't want to be a Job's comforter but I reckon' another massive variant spike by late September/early October.

You're probably right, the fucker is everywhere

[Dimron]

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Fed up with covid police ringing me now. 8 times. Blocked the mytherers now and they still manage to leave me voicemails. 

Wife reckons its the most stressful bit of being ill.

I have a list of 12 people, one of which definitely gave it to me and not one of them showed any interest, just wanted to check I was behaving.

[Youri McAnespie]

1 minute ago, Dimron said:

You're probably right, the fucker is everywhere

What can you do though?

Got to work, got to eat etc.

It's that stupid blonde twat's fault letting any old cunt in the country when we'd stepped on it.