Covid-19

[Youri McAnespie]

Furthermore, that dog of theirs, no wonder it's crackers, it probably never gets a walk.

The garden of Downing Street is probably so littered with turds the hound has to tiptoe around like it's on a canine Wipeout.

And only 30% of the shite is the dog's - the other 70% being Alexandre Defeffal Sulaiman Pettigrew Boris Johnson's and Princess Nut Nut's - too lazy to go upstairs to the bog.

[Dimron]

I KNOW I caught it at work, haven't been socialising, fill the car at an unmanned filling station and have my groceries delivered on line.

The twat wanted his "Global Britain" and kept the borders open so we can do trade deals with India... what trade is there to be had? Morris Oxfords, Royal Enfields and BT Call Centres

Edited August 15, 2021 by Dimron

[Spider]

The news keeps mentioning that the Johnsons are once again with child, and despite my best efforts I have had my mind filling me with hateful images of his cum face.

Im thinking it’s a cross between a Chuckle Brother and a bulldog trying to lick honey off it’s own face. And sounding like Rik Mayall when he sees a low cut blouse.

My mind hates me.

[FrancisFogarty]

28 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Fed up with covid police ringing me now. 8 times. Blocked the mytherers now and they still manage to leave me voicemails. 

Now, I have the app on my phone and have never had a ping (on the app), but recently I've been getting messages that I've got a voicemail. My instinct is to ignore voicemails in the hope that if it's 'kosher' the sender will text me.

How do I know if it's T&T ringing or some Russian trying to get my pension ?

[Youri McAnespie]

30 minutes ago, Spider said:

The news keeps mentioning that the Johnsons are once again with child, and despite my best efforts I have had my mind filling me with hateful images of his cum face.

Im thinking it’s a cross between a Chuckle Brother and a bulldog trying to lick honey off it’s own face. And sounding like Rik Mayall when he sees a low cut blouse.

My mind hates me.

I'd imagine he does her from behind and makes her wear his old Eton uniform, pinning her hair up and donning a cap.

He gurns like Graham Norton channeling Sid James when he duffs.

It could be Cummings' cumming before his coming and going.

If the sprog is bald it's deffo Dominic's.

And why not?

He theoretically could've impregnated an American hoo'er. And him being a yank an' all the nipper could've only qualified to play for the USA (or Turkey).

They'd have been shit, so moot point. Unless playing that game that involves bumming each other against a wall, or going on the game.

Dear oh dear, if you shag brasses at least be more picky.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

4 hours ago, Francis Fogarty said:

Now, I have the app on my phone and have never had a ping (on the app), but recently I've been getting messages that I've got a voicemail. My instinct is to ignore voicemails in the hope that if it's 'kosher' the sender will text me.

How do I know if it's T&T ringing or some Russian trying to get my pension ?

Listen to the voicemail?

[FrancisFogarty]

6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Listen to the voicemail?

I hadn't considered listening until I saw BBs post. I always think they are scams because I never get a voicemail.

[bolton_blondie]

Smell and taste has gone now but I have a metallic taste in my mouth. Still alive though 👍

[victor meldrew]

4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Smell and taste has gone now but I have a metallic taste in my mouth. Still alive though 👍

were you drinking in the george pub outside euston yesterday?

[bolton_blondie]

4 minutes ago, victor meldrew said:

were you drinking in the george pub outside euston yesterday?

No I'm in solitary confinement. Why was there a proper fit blonde drinking pints and being loud? 

[Sweep]

On 14/08/2021 at 09:22, stevieb said:

What happens when your double jab is not deemed "fully vaccinated" anymore. 

Where are you drawing the line? 

I'm not drawing it anywhere, if a third jab or fourth jab is needed, then I'll have one.

[Spider]

11 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Smell and taste has gone now but I have a metallic taste in my mouth. Still alive though 👍

Sounds like the “after the scene” section from one of those art websites I occasionally stumble across.

[bolton_blondie]

23 minutes ago, Spider said:

Sounds like the “after the scene” section from one of those art websites I occasionally stumble across.

Art? Is that what you call it? 

[Youri McAnespie]

@Spider

You never shot yourself in the face, accidentally, after a period of abstinence?

It's like mould, specifcally book mould...

I spat btw.

[Youri McAnespie]

I saw one of those after scene jobs.

Some Welsh girl had entertained around 6 black actors in a sex shop in LA or somewhere.

At the end they covered her in their appreciation - there was no shower on the premises so the dirty mare just popped her clothes back on and went for a bite to eat with her colleagues.

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

@Spider

You never shot yourself in the face, accidentally, after a period of abstinence?

It's like mould, specifcally book mould...

I spat btw.

A lady friend once kissed me after I’d blown my soup into her facehole. She made sure half a spoonful got onto my tongue and quite honestly I thought she hocked a grolly into me. Just a bit salty and not something I’d do again.

Wimmin have taste buds that are designed to find the taste appealing and moreish, as everyone knows.

[Spider]

7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Art? Is that what you call it? 

It’s an art form.

in fact it’s a combination of many.

Gymnastics, ballet, narrative, captivating imagery and drama.

[Youri McAnespie]

A rainbow kiss we used to call it at school, when we'd barely even pecked a girl on the cheek.

Racking my brain now trying to think of that Welsh actress' name...

[victor meldrew]

12 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

No I'm in solitary confinement. Why was there a proper fit blonde drinking pints and being loud? 

Can’t describe casino as a bird, the beer was shite,lines not been cleaned for weeks 

[Youri McAnespie]

Lexi Lowe.

Is there a lower classification than filth?

Because if there is, she's it.

[Spider]

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

Lexi Lowe.

Is there a lower classification than filth?

Because if there is, she's it.

Let me have a brief look into her and I’ll get back to you

[Youri McAnespie]

13 minutes ago, Spider said:

Let me have a brief look into her and I’ll get back to you

I found an artwork featuring Lexi, Escobarp's favourite actress, Jasmine Jae and a very talented fellow who goes by the name of Mandingo.

It was a thought provoking piece.

[Youri McAnespie]

Did you know btw that in creating these art films they are scripted.

So beforehand they shoot stills of what is going to be filmed.

So there's no motion blur.

Quite fascinating.

[Smiley]

Mandingo! Haha! Recall him being very, very well endowed... and then some. He must be borderline passing out when he gets a boner - that blood has to come from somewhere.

Edited August 16, 2021 by Smiley

[bolton_blondie]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

A lady friend once kissed me after I’d blown my soup into her facehole. She made sure half a spoonful got onto my tongue and quite honestly I thought she hocked a grolly into me. Just a bit salty and not something I’d do again.

Wimmin have taste buds that are designed to find the taste appealing and moreish, as everyone knows.

Tastes like you've sucked on a 2p. My mate said 👀