Spider Posted August 16, 2021 Author Posted August 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Tastes like you've sucked on a 2p. My mate said 👀 Does pineapple help? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 16, 2021 Posted August 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: Does pineapple help? Cocktail jizz Quote
Spider Posted August 16, 2021 Author Posted August 16, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Cocktail jizz 🙂 Not sure where you'd put the little umbrella. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 16, 2021 Posted August 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Spider said: 🙂 Not sure where you'd put the little umbrella. Bend over and I will show you 😄 Quote
Spider Posted August 16, 2021 Author Posted August 16, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Bend over and I will show you 😄 I'm more of a golf umbrella man Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 16, 2021 Posted August 16, 2021 (edited) On 16/08/2021 at 12:31, Smiley said: Mandingo! Haha! Recall him being very, very well endowed... and then some. He must be borderline passing out when he gets a boner - that blood has to come from somewhere. He put it up Jasmine and Lexi's bottoms. It was a bit of a lazy cock but to achieve full-on firmness you're righr, he'd have lost all feeling in his other two legs or passed out. Strangely I've seen Ms. Lowe in other art films with talented black actors yet she retains an almost virginal appearance. Edited August 18, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 16, 2021 Posted August 16, 2021 (edited) Speaking of art films, Animal Farm is starting shortly on Film 4. During the fucking school holidays too. Anything for ratings. Never seen it, but I have no idea how they got a horse involved. Some bigwig at Boeing in America used to frequent an animal farm. He got attached to a horse - it didn't end well, pegged it from a perforated colon. Edited August 16, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Spider Posted August 16, 2021 Author Posted August 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Speaking of art films, Animal Farm is starting shortly on Film 4. During the fucking school holidays too. Anything for ratings. Never seen it, but I have no idea how they got a horse involved. Some bigwig at Boeing in America used to frequent an animal farm. He got attached to a horse - it didn't end well, pegged it from a perforated colon. He pegged a HORSE? Fair play. Quote
MickyD Posted August 16, 2021 Posted August 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: He pegged a HORSE? Fair play. Hold on there! Was he the pegger or the peggee? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 16, 2021 Posted August 16, 2021 (edited) There's a film about it. Zoo or sommat. How they spun out a pervert getting bummed to death by Black Beauty to a two hour documentary is a mystery. Apparently he could've been saved but was in fear of losing his job, if he pitched up at some Emergency Room... "I was mucking out some stables, nude, as I'd forgot my overalls - I tripped over a bucket and landed on the horse's cock. Million to one shot, Doc, million to one". Edited August 16, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 16, 2021 Posted August 16, 2021 Do not read if eating or about to eat your dinner... The Strange Case of Mr. Ed and Mr. Dead. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted August 16, 2021 Posted August 16, 2021 26 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Do not read if eating or about to eat your dinner... The Strange Case of Mr. Ed and Mr. Dead. Kinell, sex with animals now a felony and punishable with up to 5 years inside. Hmmm- where they may receive yet more anal probing. Isn't that an incentive? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 16, 2021 Posted August 16, 2021 (edited) Even a prison Mr. Big probably would feel like he was chucking a chipolata up a ginnel after their new 'punk' had been regularly bummed by Seabiscuit on the outside. There was another story about bestiality, unsurprisingly discussed by the depraved minds on here, minds always hovering in the gutter. About an animal 'brothel' in Serbia, there was a menu with prices. I think the cheapest was to fuck a goose - vaginally, an extotionate €100, anal was €20 extra. Now I'm no big city farmer (pull on braces) - but I presume it's only about twenty quid to buy a live goose, an avian sex slave at your beck and call. Then a ready basted bird to make a Duck á L'Orange when you'd shagged it to death. Bargain. When you see a bargain, do you let it get away? Bargain... Edited August 16, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 Day 6 and I feel hungover. Lay in bed and unable to peel my head off my pillows. Shit this. Oh and the cabin fever has well and truly kicked in. I WANT TO LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE. Quote
Burndens Bogs Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 8 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Day 6 and I feel hungover. Lay in bed and unable to peel my head off my pillows. Shit this. Oh and the cabin fever has well and truly kicked in. I WANT TO LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE. Only another 4 days to go, the days must just fly by. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 16 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: Only another 4 days to go, the days must just fly by. None stop fun. Can someone drop me off some bread and AA batteries please? Quote
Spider Posted August 18, 2021 Author Posted August 18, 2021 20 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: None stop fun. Can someone drop me off some bread and AA batteries please? Just buy one you can plug into the mains. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: Just buy one you can plug into the mains. Took power down in half of Bolton last time i did that. Especially when I put it up to 11. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 Vibration white fanny. It's such an aspersion to cast on a bloke, those devices. I'd prefer some other bloke to be nobbing them. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 I'd just take it as license to shag randomers and escorts. Quote
Dimron Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Day 6 and I feel hungover. Lay in bed and unable to peel my head off my pillows. Shit this. Oh and the cabin fever has well and truly kicked in. I WANT TO LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE. Days 5 & 6 were my worst, I think it was Day 8 when I woke up and it had gone... just like that, weird. Still got a low grade ache in the back of my neck/skull and have good and bad days, almost didn't make the match last night as yesterday was a "low energy" day. If I didn't live just 35 mins away it'd been a wipe. Quote
Zico Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 Texas man who led anti-mask protests in name of ‘freedom’ dies of Covid-19 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/aug/29/texas-caleb-wallace-anti-mask-protests-freedom-dies-covid-19 Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Zico said: Texas man who led anti-mask protests in name of ‘freedom’ dies of Covid-19 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/aug/29/texas-caleb-wallace-anti-mask-protests-freedom-dies-covid-19 Oh dear Quote
Spider Posted August 30, 2021 Author Posted August 30, 2021 11 minutes ago, Zico said: Texas man who led anti-mask protests in name of ‘freedom’ dies of Covid-19 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/aug/29/texas-caleb-wallace-anti-mask-protests-freedom-dies-covid-19 Darwinism is infallible Quote
Dimron Posted August 30, 2021 Posted August 30, 2021 I wonder how many others he persuaded not to wear masks or to get jabbed? Now he's been shown a red card... "Bye Bye Bye Bye, Bye Bye Bye Bye" Quote
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