Stevie Wonder.

[Youri McAnespie]

That man can see - he's a goldbricker, all that head rolling, dude.

He has 20/20 vision, I saw a lot of sightless in 'Nam and he's faking it.

How did he pick up that red phone in that crap song?

Furthermore Lionel Ritchie you are a hair's breath from being a nonce with that genuinely blind girl taking advantage.

[Rudy]

Fuckin hell Youri thought he’d croaked it 

[Youri McAnespie]

He's not 'blind' when shagging his numerous fit wives.

If he was sightless for real he'd be with Bella Emberg (well, her ghost).

Bullshit.

Edited December 18, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[Rudy]

If he could see he’d shave his beard better than this 

[Youri McAnespie]

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

If he could see he’d shave his beard better than this 

All part of his ruse.

How does he plait his dreads and navigate NYC?

Why is a guide dog never to be seen?

He's putting it on.

[Spider]

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

If he could see he’d shave his beard better than this 

His mouth looks like a fair few growlers I’ve seen on redtube

[Youri McAnespie]

1 minute ago, Spider said:

His mouth looks like a fair few growlers I’ve seen on redtube

Urgh - disgusting, I truly think unleashing a cock would be preferable to a bush. As long as it just helicoptered as they got bummed no interference with me.

Well maybe a bit, but not a lot. Well maybe 50/50.

[stevieb]

18 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Fuckin hell Youri thought he’d croaked it 

This. Fucking hell man! 

[Breightmet Boy]

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Urgh - disgusting, I truly think unleashing a cock would be preferable to a bush. As long as it just helicoptered as they got bummed no interference with me.

Well maybe a bit, but not a lot. Well maybe 50/50.

Top Bob Monker is he, he’s the master blaster....

[Winchester White]

35 minutes ago, Spider said:

His mouth looks like a fair few growlers I’ve seen on redtube

I have seen a couple of those where they shave/wax it all apart from round their flange, WTF!?

[Biggish Dave]

How does he know when his arse is clean after a dump?

[stevieb]

3 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

I have seen a couple of those where they shave/wax it all apart from round their flange, WTF!?

Like them little bumps on the pavement at crossings. 

 

[Youri McAnespie]

He's fucking faking it I saw him wipe his arse in the bogs at Studio 54 and he inspected the bogroll and carried on until his ringpiece was clean.

[Guest]

He was born sighted

[deane koontz]

Although he could afford to employ a full time professional wiper I'd imagine Mr Wonder is more of a vibes man. If it feels right it feels right🤷‍♂️

 

 

[Youri McAnespie]

He was clearly inspecting his shit ticket visually until it was satisfactorily clean.

He then donned his sunglasses and started doing the pantomime of being 'blind' again - I saw this with my own eyes (although on Ketamine) as did he (see with his own eyes).

It might have been The Music Box in Manchester not Studio 54 but it was definitely him, he had a red telephone and a mini piano.

And I, I mean someone else had only taken 4-6 Ketamine tablets and about two E's. Not me though.

Guide Dog count - zero.

White stick count - nil.

Edited December 18, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[Rudy]

13 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

All part of his ruse.

How does he plait his dreads and navigate NYC?

Why is a guide dog never to be seen?

He's putting it on.

No one plaits their own dreads 😂 

[stevieb]

54 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

He was born sighted

Benefits cheat.