Buying a dog

[MickyD]

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

Real ones say 'Sass' not S-A-S. Fact.

Which becomes a bastard to pronounce when you are in the Special Boat Service…

SBSS

[Youri McAnespie]

4 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Which becomes a bastard to pronounce when you are in the Special Boat Service…

SBSS

They don't go around boasting about it - apart from those soft arses on that telly programme.

When Tony Bellew was on it they shit their pants.

Edited January 13, 2022 by Youri McAnespie

[MickyD]

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They don't go around boasting about it - apart from those soft arses on that telly programme.

One of my former fire brigade instructors was ex-SBS. Hard as fucking nails. He knew that we knew he was ex-SBS and was happy to regale stories of daring do.

[Dimron]

6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

He works on the waltzers - gypsies are hard, so knocking out two pisspots is easy, why the fuck would anyone have cable cuffs in a fucking pub? I saw that bearded one in a pub in Ealing and he gave me a funny look, I asked "What the fuck are you looking at?" and he shit himself and retreated like a frightened tortoise. This village, do they like their own? Bashing someone up then cuffing someone is a crime.

Your initial comment cracked me up, you don't know the guy. He is a really nice bloke but when i first met him I got the unnerving feeling of being assessed whether I was a threat or not. I don't think he told me about his previous day job until we started talking military history and of course his dogs.

It was unreal, quiet village pub on quiz night and some strangers came in shouting "I'm the hardest man in Leicester" and stuff like that, when one pushed a lass collecting glasses out of his way, that was it. Surreal, no idea where the ties came from, i was gobsmacked. Free beer rest of the night though. They picked the wrong pub!

[Youri McAnespie]

Just now, MickyD said:

One of my former fire brigade instructors was ex-SBS. Hard as fucking nails. He knew that we knew he was ex-SBS and was happy to regale stories of daring do.

Killing Iraqi teenagers and nobbing Thai Ladyboys. How do you know he was hard? Did he get the red mist and twat some piss artist in the pub?

[Youri McAnespie]

1 minute ago, Dimron said:

Your initial comment cracked me up, you don't know the guy. He is a really nice bloke but when i first met him I got the unnerving feeling of being assessed whether I was a threat or not. I don't think he told me about his previous day job until we started talking military history and of course his dogs.

It was unreal, quiet village pub on quiz night and some strangers came in shouting "I'm the hardest man in Leicester" and stuff like that, when one pushed a lass collecting glasses out of his way, that was it. Surreal, no idea where the ties came from, i was gobsmacked. Free beer rest of the night though. They picked the wrong pub!

Did he trash their motorbikes as well?

[Dimron]

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Did he trash their motorbikes as well?

Other team member made a call and a van came and took the pair of them away. Showed his warrant card (National Crime Agency) told his mates to go home and don't come back. Don't know what they were driving.

[Youri McAnespie]

Then Inspector Columbo pitched up and revealed how he knew they'd murdered someone due to a trail of oblique clues.

[bolton_blondie]

54 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

He's a Walter Mitty - they keep it quiet, they don't go around advertising it. He probably got them from a gypsy site and he probably works on the waltzers on a travelling fair.

Is it bad i didn't know who that was until recently? See it all time now. Kept thinking who the fucks Walter? 😂😂😂

[Dimron]

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Then Inspector Columbo pitched up and revealed how he knew they'd murdered someone due to a trail of oblique clues.

I know what you're thinking. I couldn't make it up, serves me right for being in a quiz team with two civilised nutters with violence as their specialist subjects. Thursday today... quiz night 🙂

Lets get back to dogs, I'm in a really good mood.

[bolton_blondie]

Mine looks like he has just come out of drink/drug rehab 😂

 

Edited January 13, 2022 by bolton_blondie

[Escobarp]

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Mine looks like he has just come out of drink/drug rehab 😂

 

That’s not a dog. What is it I’ve no idea. But dog - negative 

[Youri McAnespie]

The only time I've seen someone hit or assault a woman in a pub was in Farnworth on NYE, some bald bastard in a suit who actually set his feet and squared up this girl, presumably his partner, with an overhand left.

Loads of the lads and girls were in fancy dress; Pimps, sailors, sexy nurses etc. It was sickening to see the assault but most amusing to see all these in fancy dress start shoeing the cunt then drag him out back for a group beatdown.

I wasn't in fancy dress, Henri Lloyd mainly, was ages ago.

[Dimron]

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Mine looks like he has just come out of drink/drug rehab 😂

 

I'm ready for a trip to the barbers but I'll still look ready to go for rehab

[Dimron]

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

The only time I've seen someone hit or assault a woman in a pub was in Farnworth on NYE, some bald bastard in a suit who actually set his feet and squared up this girl, presumably his partner, with an overhand left.

Loads of the lads and girls were in fancy dress; Pimps, sailors, sexy nurses etc. It was sickening to see the assault but most amusing to see all these in fancy dress start shoeing the cunt then drag him out back for a group beatdown.

I wasn't in fancy dress, Henri Lloyd mainly, was ages ago.

That I would have paid to see!

[Youri McAnespie]

5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Is it bad i didn't know who that was until recently? See it all time now. Kept thinking who the fucks Walter? 😂😂😂

We used to have a chipped cable box early 2000s - everything free, I think it was £7 a night for the porn channels if you didn't have a chip box, they were rubbish, showed simulated sex only - one thing was called The Adventures of Walter Clitty, where some geek imagined he was seeing all these naked girls. I would occasionally watch it out of morbid curiosity.

[Dimron]

24 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Is it bad i didn't know who that was until recently? See it all time now. Kept thinking who the fucks Walter? 😂😂😂

Every bit of clothing ought to make you pretty
You can cut the clothing, grey is such a pity
I should wear the clothing of Mr. Walter Mitty
See my tailor, he's called Simon, I know it's going to fit

[Not in Crawley]

Hmmm, dunno. If we're out we can be gone all day and then if at a PN with work we can be gone from 7-11/12ish.

Not sure that's very fair.

[Youri McAnespie]

26 minutes ago, Dimron said:

That I would have paid to see!

I think after the twatting he got unceremoniously chucked into a 'dumpster' bin, my abiding memory is of one lad readjusting his gold bling pimp shades inbetween digs, the cunt deserved everything he got, fucking coward, fuck knows what went on in their home if he felt free to do that in a packed pub, but he had a taste of his own medicine. He had picked the wrong pub, but it was partly comical part extremely violent seeing him getting some back - due to the fancy dress (the comical aspect - Popeye the Sailor Man dragged him out back with the others).

Edited January 13, 2022 by Youri McAnespie

[Traf]

2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Is it bad i didn't know who that was until recently? See it all time now. Kept thinking who the fucks Walter? 😂😂😂

they're everywhere.

[MickyD]

2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I think after the twatting he got unceremoniously chucked into a 'dumpster' bin, my abiding memory is of one lad readjusting his gold bling pimp shades inbetween digs, the cunt deserved everything he got, fucking coward, fuck knows what went on in their home if he felt free to do that in a packed pub, but he had a taste of his own medicine. He had picked the wrong pub, but it was partly comical part extremely violent seeing him getting some back - due to the fancy dress (the comical aspect - Popeye the Sailor Man dragged him out back with the others).

I thought when you said Farnworth I assumed the one just outside Bolton, not the one somewhere in America where they had  dumpster.

[Youri McAnespie]

12 minutes ago, MickyD said:

I thought when you said Farnworth I assumed the one just outside Bolton, not the one somewhere in America where they had  dumpster.

There are loads of places in Connecticut named after places in NW England, including a Bolton. What do you call those big bins that can accommodate a nobhead? You probably put out enough fires in them.

[Dimron]

Big bins?

[MickyD]

14 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

There are loads of places in Connecticut named after places in NW England, including a Bolton. What do you call those big bins that can accommodate a nobhead? You probably put out enough fires in them.

 

13 hours ago, Dimron said:

Big bins?

Skips?

During a trip to Massachusetts I visited Bolton, just outside Boston, Mass. They had dumpsters.

 

 

[Youri McAnespie]

11 minutes ago, MickyD said:

 

Skips?

During a trip to Massachusetts I visited Bolton, just outside Boston, Mass. They had dumpsters.

 

 

Michael Bolton is from Conneticut - he has heritage here (our Bolton) that monster is one of our own.

Skips are open affairs, I mean the big lidded bins that a wife-beater would fit in. (Meaning a twat not a vest or can of Stella).