Stolen this topic that's currently running on talksport about football in general...

Lets hear your Bolton ones...

Ill start....

Ricardo Gardner was a terrible defender and made himself look ace with last ditch tackles that if his positioning was right in the first place he wouldnt have to make.

(Ace going forward like)

6 hours ago, Sweep said:

Don't know if it's been said already, but that goal by Frank Worthington, really isn't as good as some people make out

If Worthington put a shift in he would have been a world beater 

 

ouch!!!

"Auntie Shaz" is cringy as fuck.

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

Actually - maybe 'eyes right'?

Unfortunately not.

Its an old rugger bugger song.

Gets sung a lot in Oz.

A few other clubs sang it in 70's

 

https://www.horntip.com/mp3/1980s/1980ca_the_compleat_rugby_songs__sportsdisc_records_(LP)/02/12_fusiliers_(aka_foreskin_fusiliers__or__eyes_right_foreskins_tight).htm

34 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Unfortunately not.

Its an old rugger bugger song.

Gets sung a lot in Oz.

A few other clubs sang it in 70's

 

https://www.horntip.com/mp3/1980s/1980ca_the_compleat_rugby_songs__sportsdisc_records_(LP)/02/12_fusiliers_(aka_foreskin_fusiliers__or__eyes_right_foreskins_tight).htm

FFS - cross that off the list then! 😁

55 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

"Auntie Shaz" is cringy as fuck.

Anybody who refers to her as such deffo has noncing tendancies

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

Anybody who refers to her as such deffo has noncing tendancies

Definitely.

4 hours ago, kent_white said:

We don't actually have any of our own songs - and the one we think we do really belongs to Newcastle.

Surely no one else sings that one about chickens fed on indian corn? 

Despite the big headed bastard's protestations to the contrary, Allardyce is not our greatest manager.

If Jussi hadn't got injured and replaced by Al Habsi for the remainder of the season, we'd have gone down that year.

Coyle's first full season saw us play some of the best football I've ever seen from a Wanderers side.

2 hours ago, mickbrown said:

Coyle's first full season saw us play some of the best football I've ever seen from a Wanderers side.

Only if the season was in November, I know it’s a piss take thread , but that imbecile ruined our club 

3 hours ago, victor meldrew said:

Only if the season was in November, I know it’s a piss take thread , but that imbecile ruined our club 

Aye folk detested Megson (apart from when we beat Utd) but coyle was the one, 9 goal legend😀

Edited January 21, 20224 yr by radcliffe white

Certain posters yearned for the appointment of a filthy Bolton München after Lenny got potted, let's call him Charlie Onions, they later had their wishes granted. That worked out well.

Beanie hat and a suit - what a wanker, our nadir, made Black Sunday seem like a day at Alton Towers (but not the day loads of people lost limbs in a coaster crash).

Edited January 21, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

Our current team is the best in the division.

1 hour ago, Traf said:

Our current team is the best in the division.

Is that your opinion or just one that is controversial?

On 19/01/2022 at 16:08, White on Tyne said:

I’m pretty sure Gerry Taggart’s header vs Everton didn’t cross the line.  

I think you’ll find that’s Fat Nev’s butties for when he got peckish. 

2 hours ago, Mantra said:

Is that your opinion or just one that is controversial?

Not my opinion.

Apart from Campo and Stelios the "galactico" players signed during the Premier league era have little affinity with the club after leaving and came for the money. 

16 minutes ago, Traf said:

Not my opinion.

The opinion of TOP GEAR MAGAZINE.

15 hours ago, mickbrown said:

Despite the big headed bastard's protestations to the contrary, Allardyce is not our greatest manager.

We've been here before, more than once, If you can put a case forward without having to use Riochs sick dad as an excuse I'll be impressed 

 

25 minutes ago, Zico said:

We've been here before, more than once, If you can put a case forward without having to use Riochs sick dad as an excuse I'll be impressed 

 

He won nowt.

Case closed.

19 hours ago, gonzo said:

Unfortunately not.

Its an old rugger bugger song.

Gets sung a lot in Oz.

A few other clubs sang it in 70's

 

https://www.horntip.com/mp3/1980s/1980ca_the_compleat_rugby_songs__sportsdisc_records_(LP)/02/12_fusiliers_(aka_foreskin_fusiliers__or__eyes_right_foreskins_tight).htm

What about that Ryan Giggs one? 👀

1 hour ago, mickbrown said:

He won nowt.

Case closed.

Still better than Rioch and you know it

1 hour ago, mickbrown said:

He won nowt.

Case closed.

A bit disrespectful...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_FA_Premier_League_Asia_Trophy