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The Christmas Thread

Everyone in the festvie spirit?

Bah Humbug

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Just now, globaldiver said:

Just give us more time next year. I’m sure you are only trying to do your best, sounds like he’ll work out just fine.

 

Nice reply BD, I was just about to call him a tit! 🤣

Just now, Spider said:

You are.

cleanse your pathetic, needy soul and give me the strat. It will go a small way to making you look like a decent dad. Because right now, it’s a dreadful situation 

You can have the 3/4 size Strat for free, but you have to let me film you shoving the headstock up your arse. I'll take the strings off.

Just now, Cheese said:

You can have the 3/4 size Strat for free, but you have to let me film you shoving the headstock up your arse. I'll take the strings off.

Leave the strings on and it’s a deal

Just now, Spider said:

Leave the strings on and it’s a deal

Done. Club shop on the 27th.

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2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

I've already said too much. Starting to sound like he's a spoilt brat, but he's the exact opposite. He'd give everything he owns to another kid if they wanted it. Or swap it all for a day out fishing with me. I'm just a shit dad who's been brainwashed to think 'objects' are important. I'm the failure in this scenario.

Part of my post above about getting him a football started off by saying ‘stop buying his affection’. I got rid because I know fuck all about you and your family and your relationship with your son. That said, by your own admission, you probably need to reign in your spending and find some other way of bonding with him.

29 minutes ago, Spider said:

Kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo toure 

yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya toure

 

stand up if you love the darts stand up if you love the darts stand up if you love the darts stand up if you love the darts

 

think we’re done.

You can bet your last pound I'll be absolutely steaming next week singing all them

6 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Done. Club shop on the 27th.

My dead mothers birthday.

You insensitive, ridiculous moral vacuum.

Shove it up your own arse.

2 minutes ago, L/H White said:

You can bet your last pound I'll be absolutely steaming next week singing all them

I have no doubts whatsoever.

Scouse level.

I think what @Cheeseis forgetting here is what you actually get your kids for Christmas doesn't really matter.

What is important is to make it look like they've got shitloads and then post it on Facebook to rub it in the noses of those that are struggling to make ends meet.

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

I have no doubts whatsoever.

Scouse level.

My personal favourite, "feed the stands, let them know it's Christmas time"

Ironically were in the stands this year, tables went in about 0.5 seconds. 

15 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Part of my post above about getting him a football started off by saying ‘stop buying his affection’. I got rid because I know fuck all about you and your family and your relationship with your son. That said, by your own admission, you probably need to reign in your spending and find some other way of bonding with him.

I agree about the spending, but that has nothing to do with our bond. We're solid as fuck.

9 minutes ago, DazBob said:

I think what @Cheeseis forgetting here is what you actually get your kids for Christmas doesn't really matter.

What is important is to make it look like they've got shitloads and then post it on Facebook to rub it in the noses of those that are struggling to make ends meet.

Exactly.

Went years back to Pally, was bloody great.

Under no circumstances go to Blackpool, it is bloody awful

My lad isn’t coming north until Boxing Day so it’s going to be a very strange one for us not to have him around on Christmas Day. Particularly as we’ll  have an empty seat on our table for our Christmas Day curry just in case he was back up here on the day. He’s 15 now and this will be the first time in his life that I’ve not had him staying over on Christmas Day evening. Shopping was a piece of piss mind, he just send a load of links to stuff on Amazon.  

Finishing work at dinnertime on Thursday and back in for one day only on the 28th then off again until the 3rd. Never had so much time off at this time of year since I was 17. Gig in Manchester on Thursday (Lottery Winners), annual Christmas Eve beers and pizza with friends and staying over at Lincoln away so can’t grumble. 

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Any Gamers on here know which is the latest call of duty?

2 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Any Gamers on here ever kissed a girl they weren't related to?

 

4 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Mushy peas. That was the thread of last year. Brilliant.

The St. George's Day thread IMO

1 minute ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

The St. George's Day thread IMO

Which one?

Mushy peas beat it hands down for me. 

 

1 hour ago, Cheese said:

Exactly.

Is he too young for Twister?

Whereabouts on the plate do they go?

At what point in the meal do you eat them?

I am freshly aghast

10 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Which one?

Mushy peas beat it hands down for me. 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

 

Trying to think who Guest was?

I’ve just nearly coughed a lung up laughing at the first 5 pages of that.

It’s a work of art.

Satan’s contribution is just sublime.

10 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Trying to think who Guest was?

I think it might be @globaldiverback in the days when he used to be @boltondiver.

That username doesn't come up when searching for it so I'm guessing the account was deleted.

2 hours ago, gonzo said:

Any Gamers on here know which is the latest call of duty?

Modern warfare 2 

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