The Christmas Thread

[Leyther_Matt]

19 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Traditional tea up here was soup and chips, might be a bit before your time though and thinking about it maybe we were just povvy cunts?

Pea and ham soup on a meat & potato pie and you’re on 

[DirtySanchez]

17 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

I remember when living in Yorkshire they looked at me like I was a lunatic when I asked them to put the gravy on my chips rather than in a little cup. I asked them did they think I was going to drink it?

Was the same when I went to Uni in Leicester

I may as well as asked them to piss on them given the look I got 

In Hull they put mint sauce on them 

That's savagery

[L/H White]

I wouldn't feed pea soup to the homeless. 

[little whitt]

50 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Pea and ham soup on a meat & potato pie and you’re on 

thats Posh 

LOBBY 

[mickbrown]

11 minutes ago, L/H White said:

I wouldn't feed pea soup to the homeless. 

Crosse and Blackwell do a cracking pea and ham soup.

You've just got to get past that first minute when it comes out of the can like green pedigree chum

[ErnestTurnip]

Wife is, and always has been, a veg soup on a cheese pastie person.

Scruffy get.

[Leyther_Matt]

1 hour ago, DirtySanchez said:

Was the same when I went to Uni in Leicester

I may as well as asked them to piss on them given the look I got 

In Hull they put mint sauce on them 

That's savagery

Pie, mushy peas and mint sauce is Yorkshire’s greatest export 

28 minutes ago, little whitt said:

thats Posh 

LOBBY 

Pie Floater

27 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Crosse and Blackwell do a cracking pea and ham soup.

You've just got to get past that first minute when it comes out of the can like green pedigree chum

Lentil soup has much the same vibes on that front 

[DirtySanchez]

20 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Pie, mushy peas and mint sauce is Yorkshire’s greatest export 

In no place on earth do those belong on a plate together 

If we sent that to Ethiopia they'd send it back 

[athywhite1958]

Chips and oxtail soup   mmmmmmmm

[Spider]

Oxtail

Soup

????

have I read that correctly?

on chips?

soup?

[MickyD]

Oxtail…

A fly swatter and anus cover.

I wonder why I dislike it.

[little whitt]

back in the day

Jacket Spud 

with Celery Soup over it 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

3 minutes ago, little whitt said:

back in the day

Jacket Spud 

with Celery Soup over it 

Pure evil.

[L/H White]

5 minutes ago, little whitt said:

back in the day

Jacket Spud 

with Celery Soup over it 

Go back to Germany 

[SatanGreavsie]

I've said it before but I'll say it again, peas are the devil's droppings - which makes mushy peas Old Nick's diarrhoea. Should be banned, the little green cunts.

But oxtail soup on chips is a great idea; had it with mash and it's top notch 👍

[freds dad]

Paddy doing his bit on QoS

 

Edited December 22, 2022 by freds dad

[jmjhb]

Bit of a low-key Christmas this year, just recovering from Covid so haven't been arsed preparing owt. My sense of smell and taste is still somewhat lacking too. 

[athywhite1958]

1 hour ago, SatanGreavsie said:

I've said it before but I'll say it again, peas are the devil's droppings - which makes mushy peas Old Nick's diarrhoea. Should be banned, the little green cunts.

But oxtail soup on chips is a great idea; had it with mash and it's top notch 👍

Had this all through my life as have my kids, popular dish as a kid

[Cheese]

24 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said:

Had this all through my life as have my kids, popular dish as a kid

Do you just pour it on like gravy, or have a bowl of it and dump the chips in?

[gonzo]

Just now, Cheese said:

Do you just pour it on like gravy, or have a bowl of it and dump the chips in?

Was thinking just that. Be far too runny to pour on surely.

[stevieb]

Either way it sounds shit. 

Watery as piss. It's no gravy. Chippy gravy has to be thick. 

Roast gravy I don't mind being runnier. 

Oxtail Fucking Soup as a topping or dip for chippy chips. 

Mental 

[bolton_blondie]

Just back from Christmas food shopping. Wrapped nearly all the presents, 8 year finished school today so she's buzzing off her tits. Little un doesn't have a clue what's going on and tries ripping every bastard Christmas dec off the tree. I'm working tomorrow then back in boxing day. I'm absolutely fucked. Poor dogs being neglected. Oh and I'm cooking Christmas Dinner. 

Wouldn't it be nice to be living the single life and have zero responsibilities? Kids have had a shitter of a year. Especially the eldest as she knew exactly what was going on. I want to make it a perfect Christmas for them and try to end 2022 better than it started off.

[Not in Crawley]

19 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Just back from Christmas food shopping. Wrapped nearly all the presents, 8 year finished school today so she's buzzing off her tits. Little un doesn't have a clue what's going on and tries ripping every bastard Christmas dec off the tree. I'm working tomorrow then back in boxing day. I'm absolutely fucked. Poor dogs being neglected. Oh and I'm cooking Christmas Dinner. 

Wouldn't it be nice to be living the single life and have zero responsibilities? Kids have had a shitter of a year. Especially the eldest as she knew exactly what was going on. I want to make it a perfect Christmas for them and try to end 2022 better than it started off.

Sounds great. Hope you and the sprogs have  great xmas

[stevieb]

19 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Just back from Christmas food shopping. Wrapped nearly all the presents, 

Forget all the rest... What in fresh hell is this... 

Not even started yet let alone wrapped the fuckers! 

Wise men know to follow the bright star on Christmas eve.... to Texaco...

[Spider]

Celery soup

where does this all end?