Site Supporter Spider Posted June 12, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2011 1 fucking single mention off Smiffs. You miserable spunkboilers. I'm a right nice chap, me. I have recently enlisted the services of Breighmet for a disco and with the possible exception of Crawley find you all rather pleasant, in a slightly un-nerving way. Is it because I describe my bum eggs too often? It is, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 1 fucking single mention off Smiffs. You miserable spunkboilers. I'm a right nice chap, me. I have recently enlisted the services of Breighmet for a disco and with the possible exception of Crawley find you all rather pleasant, in a slightly un-nerving way. Is it because I describe my bum eggs too often? It is, isn't it? I'd like to meet you, but I probably already have, if you're in the Flea Pit all the time??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawley Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 1 fucking single mention off Smiffs. You miserable spunkboilers. I'm a right nice chap, me. I have recently enlisted the services of Breighmet for a disco and with the possible exception of Crawley find you all rather pleasant, in a slightly un-nerving way. Is it because I describe my bum eggs too often? It is, isn't it? Bit harsh, just because your arse is eating you alive there is no need to be grouchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 12, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2011 I'd like to meet you, but I probably already have, if you're in the Flea Pit all the time??? I'm not in there all the time, though once a week would be fair. I'm the one near the bar that looks like James Bond. With a nappy on. The chances are I've looked at your busters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 12, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 12, 2011 The chances are I've looked at your busters. hasn't everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biff Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 hasn't everyone? Yes but not in the flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 When I met Leigh White when we went to Widnes our Doris was with us. He shook hands and said hello and within three minutes was talking about anal intercourse. And he's one of the more normal ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 This is starting to sound more and more like you've been grooming! Come on Micky, the only grooming I do nowadays is trimming me bollocks and arse hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 When I met Leigh White when we went to Widnes our Doris was with us. He shook hands and said hello and within three minutes was talking about anal intercourse. And he's one of the more normal ones What no Owl stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 (edited) When I met Leigh White when we went to Widnes our Doris was with us. He shook hands and said hello and within three minutes was talking about anal intercourse. And he's one of the more normal ones What no Owl stories :blink:dam double post Edited June 12, 2011 by pato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted June 12, 2011 Members Share Posted June 12, 2011 1 fucking single mention off Smiffs. You miserable spunkboilers. I'm a right nice chap, me. I have recently enlisted the services of Breighmet for a disco and with the possible exception of Crawley find you all rather pleasant, in a slightly un-nerving way. Is it because I describe my bum eggs too often? It is, isn't it? Most of us have already met Smiffs. I assumed the title meant those that you have not already met? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 The chances are I've looked at your busters. Me and NB will be chuckling at that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Me and NB will be chuckling at that one... Why do you look at each others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 13, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 13, 2011 Most of us have already met Smiffs. I assumed the title meant those that you have not already met? off, not of did they not teach you anything in the olden days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted June 13, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted June 13, 2011 I'd like to meet you, but I probably already have, if you're in the Flea Pit all the time??? I usually go in on Friday afternoon/tea for a couple, so if you or Spids ever go in then I might recognise your face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) off, not of did they not teach you anything in the olden days The irony Bolty's very proud of his immpeccable grammar, you don't think he'd make a simple mistake like that do you? Edited June 13, 2011 by Burndens Bogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Why do you look at each others? For a small fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted June 13, 2011 Members Share Posted June 13, 2011 The irony Bolty's very proud of his immpeccable grammar, you don't think he'd make a simple mistake like that do you? Bogsy, re read my post and then Cassies. Then, please reconsider yours. He really is losing the plot. Does Happy have standards which must be attained to retain the post of Moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted June 13, 2011 Members Share Posted June 13, 2011 off, not of did they not teach you anything in the olden days You need to lay off the sauce me owd cocker. Bury Comprehensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 I usually go in on Friday afternoon/tea for a couple, so if you or Spids ever go in then I might recognise your face! I'm in there quite often Friday tea. Wear a pink carnation in future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Bogsy, re read my post and then Cassies. Then, please reconsider yours. He really is losing the plot. Does Happy have standards which must be attained to retain the post of Moderator Eh? I knew your grammar was correct P - i wouldn't expect anything different from an Ex Bolton CG student. By "The irony" i was meaning the irony of Cassie saying "did they teach you nowt in the old days" Just tickled me that's all. Carry on........as you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 13, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 13, 2011 You need to lay off the sauce me owd cocker. Bury Comprehensive? what are you struggling to grasp? a mention of (about) smiffs mention off (by/from) smiffs casino state grammar, but by then we had pen and paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 13, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 13, 2011 Eh? I knew your grammar was correct P - i wouldn't expect anything different from an Ex Bolton CG student. By "The irony" i was meaning the irony of Cassie saying "did they teach you nowt in the old days" Just tickled me that's all. Carry on........as you were. irony? you can keep your beak out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted June 13, 2011 Members Share Posted June 13, 2011 Eh? I knew your grammar was correct P - i wouldn't expect anything different from an Ex Bolton CG student. By "The irony" i was meaning the irony of Cassie saying "did they teach you nowt in the old days" Just tickled me that's all. Carry on........as you were. Apologies, sir. For some strange reason, I thought you were agreeing with the daft git. He's Crampos alter ego. He never uses a capital letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted June 13, 2011 Members Share Posted June 13, 2011 what are you struggling to grasp? a mention of (about) smiffs mention off (by/from) smiffs casino state grammar, but by then we had pen and paper "Most of us have already met Smiffs". WTF are you on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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