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Just a joke for our resident WWays guru, after he pointed me in the direction of the rivals site. What's the Coventry story anyway?

Vulnerable if anybody who cared read it, perhaps. I think sometimes we have an inflated sense of our own significance - the advice I give elsewhere is always tempered with 'it's very unlikely anybody will give a shit'.

Plus delivery costs.

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There's no reason clubs shouldn't charge the prices that earn them the most money. If they could fill their stadia at ??100 a ticket then it would be stupid for them not to. The fact is, most grounds aren't full - I just wonder whether the current pricing structure does deliver the maximum revenue possible.

Exactly. Cheering his substitution is of a completely different order of conduct to actually booing a Bolton player. He's carrying a back injury and too much bulk. If we possibly can, we should give him some time off the pitch to sort his body out. Whoever it was further up this thread who claimed that the problem is that he's 'lost his positional sense' couldn't be more wrong - it's just that he's so ragging immobile at the moment.

By the sounds of this thread, it sounds like most of the TW lads would be getting quite a few shots from some of you lot. I can only think of a couple who have an official handicap, and one of those is 20+.

North Wales is where I play - Northop G.C. It used to be Carden's sister course before De Vere sold it off actually. You playing Northop?

No, sorry. 'Ladies' are welcome too. We might have one playing for us. The best thing cost-wise and for your game would probably just to put a new shaft on the head of the one you gave the treatment to. If you get one with a different swing weight to the rest of your set then it'll do you no good. What make is it? Some companies are better than other when it comes to getting a direct replacement.

Apart from me, I don't think any of them would lay claim to being a 'serious' or even regular golfer. I think it would be a laugh if we could get it on.

Or even own golf clubs? I could never raise a TW football team to play the Allstars, but how about a Ryder Cup special? Bollocks. I meant 'gentlemen', of course.

Well you can't argue with mathematical forces!

24+ is wildy optimistic considering he has done that just once in his ten-year career, and has only broken 15 once in his other 9 seasons.

Watching that video is so painful. I still can't decide whether he was the best striker in the world for a few months, or whether he just kept getting lucky. I'm on 8-12 for Anelka, perhaps more if we do anything in the cups.

Surely this is bullshit. Especially now that Pompey have Big Gay Sol at the back.

Read the confession. The bloke doesn't have a fooking clue what he's confessing to. www.freemichaelshields.org

It's possible to out-muscle and be stronger than a team, and yet still be within the rules of the game. I thought we looked stronger than them - it was like men against boys at times. Especially when Jenas was involved in the play.

Well done on getting seven minutes of air-time. You should send them an invoice for covering so much of their programme for them.

It doesn't make sense that his price has gone up by more than inflation in the market since his last transfer.

The door is always open if you wish to submit an article for consideration Nat. Which one of us was lucky enough to hand you your copy?

Anything more than ??6million is too much money for Anelka.

Wasn't like he even tried that hard either. He just sort of arrogantly stroked it past Robinson like a 40-yard penalty.

Great atmosphere... but how often do we get a 40-yard Campo daisy-cutter to pick up the mood?

There were some (admittedly less rotund) blokes waving the flags before kick-off, but I didn't notice them running the line. I look out for them these days because at the end of last season I said out loud before the game "Why doesn't that fat bastard hold his flag up off the ground?" At which point some chubby ten year old in front of me turns and says "That's my dad". And James Brown was still around, I'm afraid.

Allardyce in 'saying the right thing' shocker.