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Yeah I'd be fairly smashed after that! Unless it was that lambrini shite, which I suspect is weaker than your standard stuff? I'm not a huge rabbit fan, however smashing a rabbit's head against a wall for fun (crap excuse about the biting) is truly awful, I hope her womb is sterile the f?cking little c?nt! I laughed at the fact the rabbit owner 'assaulted her'

Aye me plus 6 then on the beer all night in Camden, hard life eh?

Something to do with citrus fruits isn't it? Hence Lemon, Grapefruit and Orange are all Marmalades?

Now they would be other options too! Mystery unsolved I reckon!

Am I missing something, what is the point of the said casserole dishes? To keep everything warm I assume?

What happens if you lost one, for example in an accident? Would you then count them as 1/2? Pedantic as ever........

Surely we'll be twice as good then, as we'll have two brilliant Velodromes (not that I know anything about Cycling)?

If you give people the facilities they'll achieve, the Manchester Velodrome being a huge example of this.

Quality!!! I've just laughed out loud at my desk again, people in my office must think I'm nuts!

Surely that's like travelling from 1960's to the 1950's?

Yeah fair point, more the gary neville Megson is referring too though?

Does anyone know who the Journo is who wrote us off?

Me too, she looks like a right little filthy thing! She's Welsh too which is the only 'home nation' i'm yet to sample! On that thought, Scottish birds are definitely the dirtiest!

I can remember walking home from School one day in the snow, walking along Queen Street in Farnworth when a woman and her 2 kids came out of the primary school. The little lad started running full speed only to slip and fall hitting his head on the pavement bursting out into tears. Of course that's when the fits of laughter started, I was pointing and laughing at the little lad - anyhow the mum then got really pissed off and started chasing after me, being a nimble 13 year old I easily out ran her! Moral of the story, always laugh at someone else when hurting themselves - it makes it okay for other people to laugh at you when you do the same.

I watched that in fear that one of them would end up on their heads!

The only reason I ask is for the following job, best job in the world for me and for whatever reason never went for it when I was younger. Did a bit of looking into this the other day only to find out that I'm too old (26). I was gutted big time and wish I was more motivated when I was younger. They'll even sponsor you through uni too. http://www.raf.mod.uk/careers/jobs/pilot.cfm Nice salary after training ?33k, retire from the RAF and then become a Commercial Airline pilot on a fat wedge knocking a naive air hostess every other week.

How many UCAS points does that get you?

Don't have a clue what you're on about? :p

I'd completely forgot about that, fairly obvious where that inspiration came from now.

Take it you didn't take GCSE English?

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Classy one's of course! Hence why Wigan is such a brilliant place