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Prompt for more pictures of female beach volley ball players......

Get's his verdict today, listening to him and the way he's gone about things recently I genuinely hope he get's a second chance. I am now preparing myself for the barrage of insults that are likely to come from this

With 'old red nose' bidding for Berbatov it looks like Saha will be on his way out of scum, would anyone like to see him at the Reebok? Quality player in my opinion, however the fact he'd be a munich reject added that to his injury record, would make me a little cautious. Get him on loan maybe?

I was laughing when the duck said he was a plasterer at the start of the joke, ahhhh stupid mood Friday is here again!

Much in the same boat, I've got a massively optimisitc feeling that we'll be top of the table after 4/5 games and all the Megson doubters / slaters (me included) will have egg on their faces! We're only a couple of players off being a top half team again.....what is happening to me today, this coffee must have smack in it!

Good rack on her for an old bird!

One of the things that came to my thoughts the other day was the Iranian Embassy Seige in London, the SAS did a fcuking outstanding job and it made me think that they shit all over other forces around the world. Video Footage

Why? Wasn't you was it? That said I'd imagine you'd be a bit young back then.......ooops!

Or clotted cream from your arse crack!

Think I spent the back end of last season steadily thinking Samuel was finding his feet at left back for the club, with more first team appearances and a bit more confidence he could possibly do a job? Franck Queudrue would definitely give us an extra option at left back, I've always thought he was a decent player, then again I thought the same about Ibrahim Ba!

Dog's you've got to try and avoid if you're in a car, cat's you're not supposed to slow down for! Enough said really, cat's are vermin much like pigeons, rats and Mancs.

fcuking brilliant, crying tears with that one!

Anything interesting you'd like to share? Super John didn't have his way with you?

Sorry to disappoint you NB however been told that Kevin Davies has a small dong, this is from his Blackburn days by a girl who used to work at one of them Private Health places. She may have just been bitter that he screwed her then fcuked her off!

Good shout! Sky News Link

Good question, well knowing 'the law' they'll know all the local gimp rooms from their many bumming sessions in them! Same way as they know where all the take away's are, the fat lazy b@stards!

Cops will see that from the police helicopters, they can see the heat signatures from all the lighting! Basement everytime and rob next doors electric!

Check and check, oooh and the passport too!

Booked to Valencia in the end, off there tomorrow morning for the weekend. Anyone been and got any recommendations?

Damn it! I'm definitely not french!

Aren't they the same thing? One has nuts in it though? Also, nougat, what a weird name....I pronounce it 'nuuuugarrr', however some of my mates call it 'nugget'? Anyone else on the nuuuugarrrr option?

He's Scottish, enough said really!

It's actually youporn, or so I found whilst searching last night! She's a bit on the hairy side, definitely would love too though!

What about the new Chivas shirt though?

Nothing to do with me! errrr honest