Andydee

And that's why we have rules.

It's ones from out of town who's parents drop them off in their 4x4s but can't be arsed cooking them dinner at night.

Is it worth looking into?

Good film that

Hangovers....you've a perfectly good butty shop on the lane does bin lid breakfast barms!! Anyhow, kids should be brought up to expect a bowl of porridge in a morning. I'm also amazed at the number of kids rammed into Shitebar at 4:00pm every night stuffing their faces with kebabs and pizzas.

I wasn't noticing mine 'til you mentioned it!!

No hooky ice cream this summer?! Have a couple of private pensions, not got around to what I can do with the new company. Should really sort it as my original goal had me retiring 8 years ago!

I actually read the second part of that sentence in a Clarkson voice.

Rules

You talentless media whore.

He does carry a hard hat and hi vis in his boot...no riggers though. #playingatit

Sheep would have been unsettled if you were eyeing them up! Did you have your wellies on?

used to love it as a non-kid

Grabbed 2 envelopes, shoved nib of a pen through one to improvise a pin hole camera. Worked beltin. Not as good a the '99 one when I was in Devon.

Has the prof just totally debunked the conspiracy theorists that say we didn't land on the moonm?! They left a mirror there!!!

20 min ago could see across to Blackrod, fog's come down and can't see end of the garden!

Some reason that's really made me chuckle!! Anyhow, I'm out. Too far on a schoolday.

AAaarrgggghhhh it's fckin MATHS with an 'S' !!!!!!!!

Seems to throw up a conundrum, if someone who was born a british national leaves to join IS, which isn't recognised but who welcome them with open arms, would the Home Sec not have the option of burning their passsport as WE would consider them stateless if that was to happen as we don't recognise the 'state' they have joined?

Aye and a strap between the knees. Cash and a card in one pocket, phone and readers in the other. What else do you need?

You've been hanging round with Elvis haven't you?!!

Pockets, where do you carry your wallet?

The very reason I don't carry a wallet, lose it and you've lost everything. Told my lad that a while back, he didn't listen, lost his wallet with everything in a few weeks later.

That's the problem, with his botty problems he uses that much pile cream it's spread to his nads and shrunkled them.

Had one of the maddest dreams ever last night and got to put it down while I still remember it. Had to arrange a last minute trip to the smoke for today last night and it was obviously playing on my mind. First train was fine 'til we got to a station where it suddenly got rammed with people piled up on top of one another and on the luggage racks. Got to station for connection and it was snowing hard and playform rammed again, gpt on and had argument because someone was sat in my seat, ended up back on platform with loads trying to cram on. Doors shut and trapped a woman on the outside as it set off. In the melee I had picked someone else's bag up with a broken laptop in, some shoes and a jumper. Ended up sat on a bench on top of a hill watching it snow. Tutned round and Smiffs and Spider were sat at atable looking at architects drawings. Spider was arguing something about posts to Smiffs and how the tops had to be chamfered. Smiffs said 'like this' and he was bald with no beard and his head looking like a post with a chamfered top. He then turned behind hom and opened what loked like a furnace door but it was a large room tammed with rolled up drawings which he started pulling out. I left them and went to look for my laptop bag and was on a farm but could only find the clothes bag, which kept getting bigger and the broken laptop which kept getting brokener. One of Smiffs lackys then came to take the laptop off me as he was burning all the waste metal. By this point I'm on top of COR near Bob's Smithy and decide to walk home ..... Then my alarm woke me up !! Analyse that you bastuds! Ps I'm currently on the rattler en route to my connection, it's not snowing and yhe train is pretty empty, though it is raining and feckin freezing cos the heater's blowing cold air.