Has it been posted weeks ago ?

 

Only just seen it after working down south for a bit so apologies in advance.

 

Christ, more like John Wayne's saddlebags.

 

 

http://www.express.co.uk/news/showbiz/557719/Carol-Vorderman-leggings-Twitter-picture-camel-toe

 

Wow I'd fuck that

what a nice CUNT LUMP

Is love to kick her in it. Irritating goggle eyed bint!

Id love to pull them over my head like a swimming cap.

Well, if you're a woman in your 50's, and got a hoof and busters worth showing off, then what's the problem?

Irritating bint but a cracking body for her age. Nice toe too, they are ace.

One of my favourite Viz letters was about her.

 

Summat along the lines of..

 

If Carol Vorderman is so fucking good at maths, why does she try and fit a size 12 into a size 8 dress?

bet she goes like a train

Wouldn't mind giving that a bit of finger pi

Is love to kick her in it. Irritating goggle eyed bint!

 

Never ever got why folk think she's attractive...doesn't do it for me at all

Better as a brunette. Certainty of fun between the sheets.

Never ever got why folk think she's attractive...doesn't do it for me at all

I like the fact that we can do multiplication.

I like the fact that we can do multiplication.

Would you like to square root her after taking off her alge-bra?

to sum it up i would

I would take two from the top and one from the bottom

I'd be up for some anal fraction with her.

Would cream pie action be a factor?

There can't be many women knocking about that have been featuring firmly in the collective wank-bank for over thirty years, well done Carol...

 

I reckon' the posters who reckon' she's filth aren't far off the mark, she always seems to have a 'new man' in her life (every ten minutes) - the mucky mare.

I'd need less than 30 seconds to crack that one.

Here's a conundrum for her, how many wrigglers in this load of glop

Yes from me

Right up the Pythagorass!