Andydee

Thought my ear had bunged up with wax after a head cold few weeks ago, went to have it syringed and it was clear. Turned out it was my eustuchian tube that was blocked. Took 2 weeks to clear but when it did, bliss.

Little Witts might be a bit short for you.

Hope she has a speedy and full recovery.

My father in law took voluntary redundancy from British Leyland at 48 and retired, never worked another day in his life.

When did that happen. I've still been rushing in at 8:55 when I've forgotten something important, like welding bars or an apple tree. Probably had to do it so staff can actually find time to restock the shelves.

Haven't watched Cockneyenders for about 15 years. Does it still make you want to slash your wrists?

Same here! Might be an idea if they let Lifeline members know.

Haven't noticed him post for a while but didn't think he'd sacked football off. Find it hard to believe he was a monk as well!

Was this Chorley Aldi as there was some issue cropped up about the origanal planning permission and parking? Ps My car was 'parked' on aldi Horwich for 3 weeks whrn it broke down.

Haven't you forgotten something? Looks like a brilliant comeback.. Leigh 36 - 24 Bradford Bulls Full time Scorers HT Leigh 6 - 20 Bradford bulls

Poor diagram that Traf, doesn't even show where the CUNTLUMP is!

Wait 'til they're late teens/twenties and you're getting phone calls at 3:00 or 4:00am to pick them up from town. Or thinking you're being burgled as they stagger in at 5:30am having thought better of ringing at 4:00am for a lift.

I had one of those last night but he was far from a kid, he was older than me and should know better.

I agree Baz, think it's hilarious.

Said earlier the amount of money to grassroots football has decreased, not in % terms but actual. Think the figures were £20m down to £12m. Doesn't bode well for developing our youngsters from an early age, or are we just relying on the big club academies?

That foggy can't see end of the garden. Was looking forward to a nice long walk out this afternoon finishing off in an accommodating hostelry, looks like we're going to have to sack the long walk off!

What, no monster munch?!!!

There's always a risk going into court, for both sides, but you seemed to be saying you had to have funds to spout bollocks which we all know from on here isn't necessarily the case. Lying in court also needs to be proved before it lands you behind bars.

So if your bank balance supports it you can spout as much shit as you want? Some could argue that KO spouts a lot of shit but the people on the receiving end haven't got the funds (or possibly the inclination) to take action.

And rest on a parcel shelf.

Take a slight detour on 21 Feb.

Fantastic build up and great to see a team belting out the national anthem.

You've put him in a depressed mood for the month now!

Next night game go up Railway Road and along top road/CNR, was completely clear. Passed the Crown at 7:05 and was in ground for 7:30 and that was being dropped off and walking down from Joeys.

Never eaten there but Samuel Adams Boston lager goes down a treat.