Andydee

Hardly any of the on street parking in Bolton is paid for anyway as its full of blue badges. no other drivers venture in anymore.

Spider surely someone could have just picked a fiat 500 up and chucked it over the barrier out of the way. I was surprised how quickly I got past Leeds on the 62 at rush hour the other night with alternating 40, 50 and 60 limits, so it does seem to work. Kept me awake as well as I'd nearly nodded off cruising up the A1 at 80. We've only another 2 years is it to put up with not being able to get out of the north west unless you set off at supper time the day before.

Yes from me

Cheers mate

Cheers Ani Sorted now thanks Jules.

Anyone got a couple of spare client references for £5 tickets? #andydeepauper

Aye, belated returns gonch. Hope you like the VIP XL attachment bundle for your Fistmaster 5000 CWP did the collection off us for? We're generous souls on here, he reckoned it'd have paid for a holiday with what he'd collected.

Us pay on the day peasants are segregated from the rest!!

Just back from 6 this morning and straight into Leos, fckin starvin. Edit: Didn't read the thread title properly then did I!!

Bowt time a ref had some bottle there.

Update> Dazbob - you've made the classic mistake of assuming because Safari is mentioned it's iwankerphone related, along with 2 of the 5 O2 customer service people I've spoke to. Now't to do with iwankers just that one, of the many associated companies, in this is called safari Mobile. Bit more digging and lots on t'interweb about this and the companies involved. Anyhow full refund, goodwill gesture as they can't prove or disprove Mrs Dee has or has not accessed 5 porn videos in the space of 4 minutes, and a 'direct to bill charge' bar placed on our phones to prevent this happening again. I've told Mrs Dee to contact the Gonch for videos and Smiffs for music to compliment them in future.

Certainly looks a lot better than it did...the grass not the turds!

Just spent the best part of an hour onto O2 trying to find out why Safari Mobile aka Switchfire and SocMan have billed Mrs Dee 5 x £6 through my account for porn services.......which would be fine but she hasn't even been able to access!! What a fckin scam. O2's response after escalating through the ranks 'we haven't charged you it's a third party' It's shows on my bill from you, you bellends. They give me a number to call Safari Cust Services as it's them you need to sort it out with. That goes to voicemail requesting name and number you're ringing about as they only work 9-5 mon-fri, 2 minutes later get a txt from 'Funpay' mobile number 'is there a problem' Course there's a fckin problem, you've charged my wife £30 for porn and she's not got it!!! Saving up my bags of shit to post and off to get pissed.

Noticed a shitload of green paint markings on the road betwen Dryfield and the resi embankment going out of H-town towards Aggy. Expect them to start patchwork quilting that 1/2 mile shortly.

Give him channce. He set off on monday but hasn't got there yet!

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Just seen a6 at aggy backed up to Grimeford and Railway Road solid.

There's snow in the air!

Fair comment. I'm going to ask my mum why she used to do it.

I reckon you've drawn a veil over as you had the one that 'ate' your pocket money but for some reason never realised the benefit of the several years saving. Do you have a distrust of banks?

Just perv and rub your thighs whenever he glances over. HBIH.....nah never mind. This response will no doubt be too late to influence anyway.

Purely out of curiosity, not beligerence (what a great underused word for a sunday), are there any stats to back up that not washing chickens has reduced the number of cases of infection/poisoning or has the advance in biolumidooberry science meant that we are focussing on it just because we can?

No it means you've built up a healthy immunity.........or been lucky. I'm with gonch in a domestic environment but can see the benefit in a commercial one. What's this about chickens recently? They're now sold in bags so we don't have to touch them and don't wash them. I've been rinsing chickens before cooking for the best part of 40 years, apparently that's now the wrong thing to do.

In three?

Do we need a porter thread? I'll chuck in Elland '1872 Porter', luvverly Edit: as it's the red wine thread, 2nd bottle of SA Pinotage Shiraz coming to an end.