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Is that real!!?? I'm hard and moist at the same time, hopefully it will erase the memory of the prequel shite.

Mourinho will be drinking more champagne than Bradley Wiggins and Kevin Pieterson this week.

Definite riots about the cost of the world cup coming tonight. At least we can sing just like watching Brazil next season.

Good deal all round, talented player. He struggled to adapt to the bear pit after looking comfortable in the prem. Can't wait for someone to say how shit he is and can't tackle.

Solskjaer's last minute equaliser took some getting over, probably why I took so much pleasure in Cardiff dropping like a brick last season.

That fookin Wolves flag again!!!! Dolly doesn't come near the tribute act I saw in Leigh last week. miming the Sax does take some doing, saying that she's sucked more golf balls through hose pipes than can be found in the lake at Augusta.

Do you get the same quality 'splash back'? where the fook have Arcade Fire been all my life. Ashamed to admit it but it's taken this glamping show to tell me just how good.

Why do I let the wolves flag piss me off every year? too many flags and too many fucking students pretending to be hippies. Thinly veiled I not the least bit jealous of young people acting like they've not a care in the world.

bare or bear?

two shocking examples of animal cruelty

I once swerved to hit a squirrel, missed and damaged my alloys. Been in the 'rats with tail's' camp since.

One stadium name change I'm looking forward to, conceited cunt.

You would have won the appeal.

Are those plastic swords from Smyths, I've spilt more blood shaving?

Wonder how many hugs he got in his lifetime. RIP pal, pity he couldn't invent a fix for memory loss and erm memory loss.

As she sacked her housemaid.

If you don't believe in coincidence, does it automatically mean you believe in fate?

don't give me that

Palace have been talking up their home support lately, is there a difference between atmosphere and just fucking noise for the sake of it? They may as well play the shite over the PA.

If anyone in the house moved a muscle it would come up something like, 'data? rewind tape' and you would need to start again. I also remember some games came with a spyglass encryption you pressed on the screen and if you were fluent in Hebrew you could translate the code.

Horace Goes Skiing first on Electron, soon after got addicted to Elite but regulalry killed myself trying to dock.

Same with Vias Boas and Coyle. Must have sat in the wrong classroom.

So if Cardiff knew that Palace knew 3 days before, just change your fucking line up and double bluff. I can imagine Freedman and his fellow footballing scholars laughing in the face of the old 4-4-2 plebs.

Camera man worked his angles really well to get all four eyes in the same shot.

matchwinner are offering us an ace deal on Joma kit for next season. Perhaps NB can point out if the kids will combust from excess static?