Tonge moor green jacket

We've only ourselves to blame. Ref not giving proctor anything so he has to mix up his game sometimes instead of getting embroiled in a wrestling match every time he receives a pass. Midfield lacking creativity and Anderson no service. Biggest complaint must be trotter; can't see what he does. Offers nothing.

Strangely its benefited the 50 over game and got rid of some of those more tedious middle overs as batsmen seem more attack minded. This in turn may well diminish interest in t20. Guess we'll see. Still think the Aussie system with their good weather and Christmas time is a better watch.

Just heard this. Mental. Be letting those who claim to be Jedis swap truncheons for light sabres

Can't help feeling T20 is losing a bit of its shine. Only one international almost as a bit of an afterthought. At county level there's some big crowds for derby matches but also some poor ones.

Seconded

Conspiracy theory: last year's underperforming seniors dropping like flies.

Me neither

At the moment, though others have gone.

Been watching mock the week?

Seven stars on the outskirts of little lever.

Hang on; what would you do if some sod nicked your mop and scrim, or worse still your egg? Should have mown him. Anyway, if your thinking of getting an animal to lick your intimate parts, dip it in cream and get the cat to do it. Tongues rough and more pleasurable. Apparently.

On holiday, lovely and peaceful, sun dropping over the lake, gentle "plosh" of the odd carp grabbing a fly. Suddenly that noise as a kid a couple of caravans down released one. Up it went with its green and red lights like a couple of evil eyes. You annoying twat I groaned, before as you say wondering how much they are.

It started in the village about ten minutes after you posted. Sun's coming out now!

One cunt once had it away with our strimmer whilst fettling their play area. Spent all day waiting in the magistrates court just to confirm who I was and that it was a council strimmer. Joy.

Second day of hedge trimming. Some serious Betty swallocks.

Dog just wanted a bone

Well you wouldn't get me on any of em for love nor money. I was just a coat holder whilst the mad buggers indulged themselves on adrenalin.

Been told tonight that he wanted to stay and get us back as he feels the club have looked after him.

My lad did them all as a ten year old. Said smiler was best, but oblivion (?) was close.

In one. Vaguely remember going in once, I think. Don't think I hung around. Insufficient fingers, no scars and no weapons.

You might be interested in bright side brewery in Radcliffe. Do a nice one. Went in a while back and they were looking to get a licence to sell from the brewery. Good stuff thornbridge.

Does that count- a 'new' pub that didn't last that long.

Is it a halal ride

Been told that Deano couldn't afford the repayments on the money he borrowed for his investment. Seems odd, especially given KA said he's still a shareholder.

Agreed. Not done Rochdale myself and might even come out of retirement for it!