Compo

Is that the one where you sit round your own chef as he cooks your meal after flicking everyone a chip? Had a good night out there not so long ago, curry house next door ok too. Naan breads are fooking huge.

HBWHT?

Caught a bit of it before, might have missed something vital but why was that copper who found the baby a hero? Surely the next person to walk past 5 minutes later would have done exactly the same thing ie picked it up and called an ambulance?

Was trying to say that the chances of your meal arriving 100% uneaten are minimal. At what looks like a couple of quid maximum profit per delivery, less fuel etc, it's going to take a fair amount of deliveries to earn any kind of wage. Now that is some shoddy business plan.

Spotted some signs Irlam way last week for something similar. Nailed on your Mac D's is coming less 25% of your fries. Can't be much money in it going off their margins. Worth a punt if one of those wimmin of the website deliver it.

Haha those dating website drawings were fucking ace! Don't know why but that drill always tickles me. Weren't there loads of them though?

Looks like he already has.

After reading on WWays about tangerine parties and members of the Morris Green Mafia wanking each other of as kids, gay dogs bumming each other seems as distressing as watching Countryfile. I think it was the realisation that I had paid £38 to play a game that involves gayer dogs and that I was playing on my own at night whilst my wife and kids were in bed that made me turn it off and not bother with it again.

My xbox gathers dust 10 months of the year but when the big games come out around this time I fire it up again. Bought gta5 and either I'm getting old or it's the game? Had a couple of hours on it and cant get into it. I turned it off when I had to stop one dog from bumming another dog. Iamout.

Elton John is a homosexual! Don't know why but that song still makes me laugh now.

Bad spelling alert.

There you go, so it wasn't a mad dream after all. Had some good away days that season.

Worth a punt?

Was it Boro or Derby? Was defo an equaliser either way, didn't he have gold boots on or something as I always remember the other players picking him up and holding his feet up in the air to us during the goal celebrations. Or was I pissed again?

Have to agree with Diddles, does nowt for me with short hair. Need something to pull back on when you're getting stuck in from behind.

Fucking tax dodger!

White dog shit?

Exactly. I have no problem skinning and gutting my own meat etc but slicing and frying something in a manner which prolongs its death is wrong.

37? Fuck me. Had a thing for her for ages, mucky eyes I think.

Suppose so, but then again it has nothing whatsoever to do with football or football related issues.

Rules!

Classic

7 points off a promotion place with 40 odd games to go. We'll shit it.

Is there a Nandos anywhere near the Reebok? Can only find a Burger King, Mc Donalds, KFC etc.

Nein.