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Martinez is the new Coyle

Sky sports news showed the goals

There's only one Emile Heskey He finds weightwatchers peskey He's got more guts Than Jabba the Hutt Walking in a Heskey Wonderland In the Winter we can build a snow man And we know he has more pace But he scored a goal against bastard Rovers And you know that's fucking ace

Away matches when local kiosk girls go past : "Shes got red hair underneath her underwear, we know we've been there, underneath her under wear" not used as much since Operation Yewtree

4-1 to the Whites chungy 1st goal 290-1

get in , hope everyone gets back alreet

Whens the Crewe game?

I remember that team doing Ancona 5-0 at Burnden the same year Ancona got to the Italian cup final

Bierhoff was playing for them wasn't he?

Thought every Friday in Barrow was black eyed Friday

Is this the type of fucker that even Isis turn around and say weirdo nowt to do with us?

worries me the feckers might have a chance, hopefully karma kicks in and they'll fall into the Thursday cup places

yer eyesight is going M

Big Sam has gone soft going down south the papers had a picture of him wearing a scarf (non football)

And people say Stalin did nothing good

from the look of that photo the RIP isn't that far away (says me slim Jim)

Hopefully he will learn from his mistakes but I'm not sure how much he'd learn over there

Will be a great game changer as the crowd will be up for it when he comes on Won't shed no tear but you know allergies at this time of year etc etc

Booo football players shouldn't sound intelligent or respectful but should sound like a shitty inner city rapper and talk text speak innit

That café in Plovdiv was like the cantina in Star Wars.

Mentor for C Davies

Baron Von Ricky Otto

Both in the propaganda buisness

4-1 or 5-0 to us will be pished nlswa (or nelswa making it sound more French)

Funny, when I can't get to match I lend me season ticket out to.....