TheWanderer1958

Where are you CWP....?

An upright....?

I think it something to do with The Hounding..... Lit torches, Coyle as the Devil etc...... Thinks outside of the box this lad Youri... However I am totally stumped why he says he takes it up the arse, dribble...........

Obviously the prem don't think so........

Travelling around Laos about ten years ago, ended up in this village that seemed to be totally made out of wood and reeds. Not much chance of watching Bolton v Spurs then.... Anyway climbed a hill to look down on the village and saw a building with some tv ariels and stuff sticking out...... I manage to find the place and it is a bar with a big fuck off tv, things are looking up! Could not make myself understood to the agent orange affected staff so decided to come back later nearer kick off...... Get there half an hour before kick and there is a white bloke behind the bar...... Up I go and ask "are you showing the football tonight mate"? "Why whose on"? comes the distinctly Northern reply. "Bolton v Spurs", "fucking right I am then"! Turns out he was from Tonge Moor!

Just come back from said city yesterday..... Filth the place is, filth! But beer and sausages are cheap as chips. All in all ace for a lads holiday, but why the fuck families go there I have no idea...... It is true a high percentage of women have cocks, but the Arab lads seem to have that market well covered......

And bacon........

As long as it is lairy in a reflective and holy way..........

Fuck patio furniture I am taking up a notch and chucking bacon and sausage rolls at the bastards!

Kicking off over here! They are smashing Marks and Spencer's windows and turning over jaguars......... Totally out of it on sweet tea they are!

You have spoiled it now Bolty..............

This is Little Whitt right.........???

Just put letters in any random order you want, anywhere on a Scrabble board. Done!

Let's all have a scrap about transubstantiation..... Them transubstantiation bastards!!!

Some reckoned that if it has tits then it is ok, but then someone pointed out Big E and things got confusing again..........

I think we have discussed this before and the conclusion was that shagging Shemales is fine but people were divided on the reach around.

Oh, having a pop at Asians as well now then I see.............. Sickened...!

A Scouse, Welsh cunt who lets his mates down...........

Diddles dick stands up????!!!!! Fuck me I feel sick!

A Welsh cunt I believe.......

Am impressed! Take a sickie and hit tthe pub. Geez, you only ponce around in theatre or something, Britain is not going to stop or owt!!

Are they dances???

It is that new garlic piri piri sauce in that chicken restaurant..................... CHERRY ON TOP FACT!

I fucking hate them Welshers me.

Ralph, you have been drinking? Correct?