Sweep

We've got a stove pot at home, and it makes lovely strong coffee. I don't use it that often, but on the odd occasion when I do, and I always like it really strong, I know I'm guaranteed a massive shit within 10 minutes of draining the last dregs of the mug. I daren't drink black coffee when I'm away from home due to the incredible laxative effect it has on me

I like Danny Dyer a lot, he doesn't take himself too seriously. I especially like it when he appears on Celebrity Juice (Malcolm Smith). Also "The Business" is one of the best films I've seen

get yourself a bit of root canal done without any injections....that smarts a bit

I've never watched a single episode of it.....I think I'll start downloading and watch them all over the coming weeks/months. I know you're all "well jel" as the kids say

Are they all huge fans, or are some of them massive fans and some of them just big fans

It's not you is it?

I agree, I tend to do about 40K~50K miles per year, so I want my car to be reliable, comfortable and also have a few built in gadgets that make the whole experience of being in it better. If I was just driving about 10 miles a day (like Mrs CWP does, then I would really care that much)

Yes, you can also get somebody else to cover your shift as well if you're busy doing something else. As it's unskilled work it really doesn't matter who you send in, just as long as there is somebody there in your place

This is the problem Al Habsi would have already bought them and had them set up in a nice display cabinet in the club shop

It is grim, I can't imagine having a two week holiday there

What if the only jobs that you can find are too low paid, too far away from your house or you just plain old "don't fancy them"?

thinly veiled "I've got a new job with a company car" post

Sadly, the one thing that the modern football manager doesn't get is time

How will the "kick off" manifest itself? Are they going to go out on strike?

My wife loves it as well, she especially likes it when I point out that the bacon could have done with being a little crispier

Mrs CWP is currently rustling up a full English for me, I wish she would get a move on, I'm ravenous.

How much is it?

Spam is utter peasant food

Indeed......they just haven't invented the sport in which you'll excel yet though

....shit, I thought the title said "Woodside Memories" I was looking forward to hearing tails of when Carlos beat Traf up in the sandpit.

She's clearly more intelligent than about 20% of our support.......having said that, she's probably also washed more recently and has a greater social skills as well

Absolute bollocks, he didn't do anything that any other manager wouldn't have done. Handled it with class, he just did what he was paid to do

To be fair, I think most people know that those who congregate in "Krazy Korner" are generally either kids or folk who really need to ether kill themselves or get a hobby

I'm sure you'll find the words soon enough