19 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Sarah Fuckin Pickering 

Who am I

Too soon?

 

Ffs

 

Sounds plausible to me

 

"Lucy MDM Mae"

 

Reminds me of when the lad went missing after the Roses gig at Heaton Park- had DI Karen’s picking up random receipts from Prestwich Dixie Chicken, adamant it was a clue. Without going into the background of this, people really are idiots.

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

That did actually happen.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/missing-icelandic-tourist-goes-in-search-of-herself-8096831.html

ive been reading  load's  this morning 

some Real Whoppers 

She’s alive and has donated.

Looks line they've found him stuck to cactus after all

 

3 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Looks line they've found him stuck to cactus after all

 

Can’t help but admire the quality of the waxing job he’s had done there. Smooth as marble that.

It's got a whiff of that bloke who faked his death in a canoe, this.

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Looks line they've found him stuck to cactus after all

 

The missus was just passing by when I opened this and shouted "WTF"?

She said she wouldn't know where anyone would find a photo like that. I responded by saying "You don't know Gonzo". She said "Not sure I'd want to. That's a nailed on selfie".

Now don't get prickly and shoot the messenger.

2 hours ago, gonzo said:

Looks line they've found him stuck to cactus after all

 

BEST SELFI EVER

Lucy Mae Law unwilling to show her face in interviews

 

Pulling out the stops now😄

Been a week 

when do they call it OFF 

Just now, little whitt said:

Been a week 

when do they call it OFF 

When they've hit the target.

Can't see this being a happy ending, but apparently they have frozen the gofundme 

Can’t help feel Mosley has finally inspired at least some brits😂