How do you hold your knob when you go for a piss? Presuming you have a knob to hold.

[Dimron]

1 minute ago, Farnywhite said:

That’s gonorrhea

I wish

[only1swanny]

Just thought I'd try out your findings at the trafford centre.. 

Most popular answer when asked was...

"Piss off you weirdo"

I'll try the men's toilets next time I go..

 

[Not in Crawley]

In a pub, the usual fingers on the top, thumb underneath.

At home with four women. I sit down. Its not worth the hassle.

[Sweep]

 

[kent_white]

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

 

I had a piss next to Alex Higgins once. That's not the first time I've told that story on here and it won't be the last. 

Would have been interested to know how he held his being a snooker player and all. 

[Cheese]

I had a piss next to Eric Pollard off Emmerdale once at a charity cricket do. I had no idea what his real name was, so I said "Alright Eric?" and he told me to fuck off. I didn't look at his knob.

(Disclaimer: He probably didn't tell me to fuck off, but I was quite pissed at the time, and my brain has made that into a memory because reality was far less interesting)

[DaveTheRave]

17 minutes ago, Cheese said:

I had a piss next to Eric Pollard off Emmerdale once at a charity cricket do. I had no idea what his real name was, so I said "Alright Eric?" and he told me to fuck off. I didn't look at his knob.

(Disclaimer: He probably didn't tell me to fuck off, but I was quite pissed at the time, and my brain has made that into a memory because reality was far less interesting)

I've seen his knob.

He was in a porno years ago.

Don't know how he holds it when pissing though.

[Cheese]

3 minutes ago, DaveTheRave said:

I've seen his knob.

He was in a porno years ago.

Don't know how he holds it when pissing though.

There are more gays here than I thought. 🏳️‍🌈

[DaveTheRave]

6 minutes ago, Cheese said:

There are more gays here than I thought. 🏳️‍🌈

You're coming across as homophobic.

[Cheese]

3 minutes ago, DaveTheRave said:

You're coming across as homophobic.

Oh well. I just don't look at other mens knobs. I have nothing against people like you that do look at other mens knobs.

[DaveTheRave]

1 minute ago, Cheese said:

Oh well. I just don't look at other mens knobs. I have nothing against people like you that do look at other mens knobs.

That's good to know.

I take it you've never seen any man on woman porn in your life then?

[Zico]

45 minutes ago, Cheese said:

I had a piss next to Eric Pollard off Emmerdale once at a charity cricket do. I had no idea what his real name was, so I said "Alright Eric?" and he told me to fuck off. I didn't look at his knob.

(Disclaimer: He probably didn't tell me to fuck off, but I was quite pissed at the time, and my brain has made that into a memory because reality was far less interesting)

I think you did look at this knob, and are repressing the memory because you think it made you gay, and this thread is bringing it all back

[DaveTheRave]

I reckon he's googling Eric Pollard porn to have another look.

[SatanGreavsie]

[tomski]

Taken aback by how many sit down wee folk we have on here.

[kent_white]

9 hours ago, Cheese said:

Oh well. I just don't look at other mens knobs. I have nothing against people like you that do look at other mens knobs.

Are you claiming to have never accidentally seen another man's knob in a urinal? That's remarkable if true.

If not, you should give it a try. It's a marvelous hobby! 

[thebells]

10 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Are you claiming to have never accidentally seen another man's knob in a urinal? That's remarkable if true.

If not, you should give it a try. It's a marvelous hobby! 

Having visions of going for a piss at half tike this Saturday to be greeted with a wall of fellas at the trough looking left or right. 

As mentioned above, who sits down for a piss? I’m 47 and don’t think I’ve ever done this in my life! 

[gonzo]

49 minutes ago, thebells said:

Having visions of going for a piss at half tike this Saturday to be greeted with a wall of fellas at the trough looking left or right. 

As mentioned above, who sits down for a piss? I’m 47 and don’t think I’ve ever done this in my life! 

It's the future pal. Give it a try, you won't look back.

No spraying issues, no misdirection, no post piss dribble and no toilet seat issues.

Sit and relax in comfort. Read the Isreal thread for a minute or two. Right good drain off and off you pop.

It's the future.

Edited August 6, 2025 by gonzo

[Ani]

How about that moment when having a piss and realise you need a shit too? 
 

Trying to stop the flow whilst dropping your trousers and turning round ! 
 

Even worse in a public urinal 

[Sweep]

11 hours ago, Cheese said:

I had a piss next to Eric Pollard off Emmerdale once at a charity cricket do.

I had a piss next to him at Hartshead Moor services many years ago. Sadly, I didn't get to see his knob

[gonzo]

24 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I had a piss next to him at Hartshead Moor services many years ago. Sadly, I didn't get to see his knob

I had a sit down piss next to Sue Pollard once.

Tremendous little snatch.

[Traf]

3 minutes ago, gonzo said:

I had a sit down piss next to Sue Pollard once.

Tremendous little snatch.

What about Sue, though?

[Dimron]

3 hours ago, tomski said:

Taken aback by how many sit down wee folk we have on here.

Too many shy "lock up kids" for my liking 😉

[Dimron]

1 hour ago, Ani said:

How about that moment when having a piss and realise you need a shit too? 
 

Trying to stop the flow whilst dropping your trousers and turning round ! 
 

Even worse in a public urinal 

Which way do you wipe?

I'm a front to back guy

[gonzo]

1 hour ago, Traf said:

What about Sue, though?

She could whistle the theme tune to Hi De Hi.