How do you hold your knob when you go for a piss? Presuming you have a knob to hold.

[kent_white]

The other week I was in the urinals when I spotted a man holding his todger in an usual way. 

He used a two fingers on the top of the shaft with a thumb on the underside. Almost how I'd throw a dart. 

I found that very odd given that I'm very much a thumb on top and two fingers underneath man. 

Admittedly not quite as odd as examining another man's piss technique, but in my defence it was accidental. I wasn't intentionally having a good gawp. 

If it helps he was about 70 and probably from the Czech Republic or whatever they're calling themselves nowadays. 

Any other 'dart pissers' in the group? Or do you have a different technique altogether. 

Either reply here or DM me a picture! 😁

[Zico]

i sit down, and, piss or shit, always take my pants off first

[little whitt]

I sit down Now 

[Cheese]

Why the fuck are you looking at other mens knobs in the urinals?

[deeane Koontz]

Depends on how cold it is.

I stand up to both piss and shit.

Lie on my front to wipe

[deeane Koontz]

Kent's post in Pidgin - 

 

Di oda week i na for di urinals wen i spotted a man holding im todger for an usual way.  

 

im bin use a two fingers for di top for di shaft wit a thumb for di underside. E remain small how i'd tro a dart.  

 

i found dat very odd give wey i'm very boku a thumb on top top and two fingers underneath man.  

 

admittedly no bi quite as odd as examining anoda man's piss technique, but for mai defence na im accidental. I no bi intentionally having a gud gawp.  

 

if it de help im na wey concern 70 and probably from di czech republic or whatever dem be dey call themselves nowadays.  

 

any oda 'dart pissers' for di group? or do you get a different technique altogether.  

 

either reply here or dm me a picture! 😁

[Nowack]

Not a holding thing but I now have to "scoop" the pipe from just near my arsehole past the balls to push out any piss which seems to linger at the end. If I don't then I dribble it out about 5 minutes later. I put it down to old age. 

[only1swanny]

Like I'm holding a fire hose, I lean back as well...

 

Seriously though this isn't something I've ever thought about. 

[gonzo]

Aye I've seen this reverse grip a few times.

It's always been an old bloke in a suit that's in the boozer for opening.

 

 

[mickbrown]

Two fistfuls. Obviously

[gonzo]

I pretty much exclusively sit down now btw. Especially at home.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

I've seen the odd dart hold.

Seemingly by the wall leaners- one forearm in a horizontal position as a third point of contact with terra firma.

It may be a slightly easier hold, when leaning forward as these piss heads are.

[Zico]

1 hour ago, Cheese said:

Why the fuck are you looking at other mens knobs in the urinals?

Nothing wrong with having a look 

It's when you try touching the issues start

[DazBob]

I treat myself to a sti down wee more and more these days.

But if I have to stand up I hold it like a cigar.

[kent_white]

1 hour ago, Cheese said:

Why the fuck are you looking at other mens knobs in the urinals?

Because I just love cock 🍆

[kent_white]

12 minutes ago, DazBob said:

I treat myself to a sti down wee more and more these days.

But if I have to stand up I hold it like a cigar.

Yeah I think this is the overhand grip I'm referring to. Have you got Eastern European ancestry? 😁

[kent_white]

13 minutes ago, DazBob said:

I treat myself to a sti down wee more and more these days.

But if I have to stand up I hold it like a cigar.

And do you extend your little finger like the Queen holding a teacup? 😁

[athywhite1958]

Both hands

[DazBob]

18 minutes ago, kent_white said:

And do you extend your little finger like the Queen holding a teacup? 😁

Only if someone comes and stands next to me.

 

[L/H White]

I don't mean to sound big headed, but I have to use 2 hands 

[Traf]

Rod rest.

[Jol_BWFC]

Like half or WWays posters, my toilet butler holds mine.

[Dimron]

Don't want to show off lads but just been for a piss and it's 4 fingers under the python and thumb over.

My problem is sometimes I get a secondary jet that goes off to the right... I think my japs eye is twisted, I demonstrated it to mates wife (who is a nurse) and she hadn't sen it before

[Dimron]

3 hours ago, Zico said:

i sit down, and, piss or shit, always take my pants off first

 

[Farnywhite]

6 minutes ago, Dimron said:

Don't want to show off lads but just been for a piss and it's 4 fingers under the python and thumb over.

My problem is sometimes I get a secondary jet that goes off to the right... I think my japs eye is twisted, I demonstrated it to mates wife (who is a nurse) and she hadn't sen it before

That’s gonorrhea