Good luck on your new venture cocker.

Off to a better life and as far away from this rainy cold hellhole as possible ☀️ 

You can now join Bolty on some 4am carpet bomb rants.

Smash it lad 

 

What a fucking traitor 

Don’t know you Zico, but hope all goes well for you.

On 17/01/2026 at 20:33, BobyBrno said:

Welcome to Australia. 😉

Hope it all goes well for you and your family. 

Don’t forget to get your app. Maybe a different one up there.👍

Not the news I wanted to here a few days in

Boy, 12, in critical condition after being bitten by a large shark at Sydney Harbour beach - ABC News https://share.google/8p9ipW1B2hX6i7xwl

3 minutes ago, Zico said:

Not the news I wanted to here a few days in

Boy, 12, in critical condition after being bitten by a large shark at Sydney Harbour beach - ABC News https://share.google/8p9ipW1B2hX6i7xwl

They can’t walk Zico. I think you’re safe.

Now dogs, they love a walk.

Not that you care.

4 hours ago, Zico said:

Not the news I wanted to here a few days in

Boy, 12, in critical condition after being bitten by a large shark at Sydney Harbour beach - ABC News https://share.google/8p9ipW1B2hX6i7xwl

Just be sensible in where you decided to take a dip.

Chances of a bite one in a million. Chances of a fatal attack, one in 8 million.

Makes your 33/1 obsession look like long odds on.

9 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Just be sensible in where you decided to take a dip.

Chances of a bite one in a million. Chances of a fatal attack, one in 8 million.

 

Humans killed by Sharks in 2024 = <10

Sharks killed by Humans in 2024 = >100,000,000

 

Anyway, don't go in the sea, and you'll be fine........it'll be the spiders and snakes that get you 😁

Good Luck Zico mate. Fair play 👏

43 minutes ago, Piemon said:

Good Luck Zico mate. Fair play 👏

He's a fucking jinx.

Since he arrived, three shark attacks in Sydney alone and dingo's eating a Canadian teenager in the redneck state he's settled in.

Needs to return home. How do you set up one of these gofundme things?

17 hours ago, Zico said:

Not the news I wanted to here a few days in

Boy, 12, in critical condition after being bitten by a large shark at Sydney Harbour beach - ABC News https://share.google/8p9ipW1B2hX6i7xwl

Did I read that correctly? The attack was at Shark Beach?

The plughole thing is a long-debunked myth. The shape and level of your sink/bath, and the speed of the water flow over-rides any imperceptibly-small coriolis effect.

Edited January 19Jan 19 by Cheese

To redress the balance, there is a lovely story about a koala.

 

Wtf is going on over there?

Edited January 19Jan 19 by jmjhb

7 hours ago, Cheese said:

The plughole thing is a long-debunked myth. The shape and level of your sink/bath, and the speed of the water flow over-rides any imperceptibly-small coriolis effect.

Aye, it does exist but only under strict conditions 

Which can go in the things I didn't know until yesterday thread

1 hour ago, Zico said:

Aye, it does exist but only under strict conditions 

Which can go in the things I didn't know until yesterday thread

Fuck knows why I posted that in here. Along with forgetting that I enjoyed Frankenstein in the film thread the other day, I think it might be time for me to book an appointment with one of those blokes that knows medical stuff.

On 19/01/2026 at 05:03, Spider said:

They can’t walk Zico. I think you’re safe.

Now dogs, they love a walk.

Not that you care.

Here he is with his new mate 

He'll have forgot about me already probably

Meanwhile

The time I've got back in my day will now be spent going for a swim in an outdoor pool

Win win

Is what I keep telling myself

 

11 minutes ago, Zico said:

Here he is with his new mate 

He'll have forgot about me already probably

Meanwhile

The time I've got back in my day will now be spent going for a swim in an outdoor pool

Win win

Is what I keep telling myself

 

My missus is a vet so I showed her this picture below.

She said the dog looks like his heart is broken.

I didn’t even mention he’s being bummed by a bigger dog several times a day. He’s basically Andy from Shawshank Redemption.

10 hours ago, bolty58 said:

He's a fucking jinx.

Since he arrived, three shark attacks in Sydney alone and dingo's eating a Canadian teenager in the redneck state he's settled in.

Needs to return home. How do you set up one of these gofundme things?

That Canadian teenager is very odd. I'm not sure its dingoes though. If you tell em to fuck off they usually do. My theory is she may have been a victim of shark attack and got back to shore critically injured. Then the dingoes came to finish her off. When I first went to Fraser Island think it was prone to tiger shark attacks. 

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

My missus is a vet so I showed her this picture below.

She said the dog looks like his heart is broken.

I didn’t even mention he’s being bummed by a bigger dog several times a day. He’s basically Andy from Shawshank Redemption.

 

6 minutes ago, Zico said:

 

You’d need a heart to do that 

2 hours ago, jayjayoghani said:

That Canadian teenager is very odd. I'm not sure its dingoes though. If you tell em to fuck off they usually do. My theory is she may have been a victim of shark attack and got back to shore critically injured. Then the dingoes came to finish her off. When I first went to Fraser Island think it was prone to tiger shark attacks. 

FWIW, I think you are likely to be correct. Doubt they hunted her in a pack as has been suggested by some of the more sensationalist media outlets. Far more likely that she suffered some awful mishap in the sea, washed up on the beach and the dingoes were just attempting to be natures little cleaners.

Welcome to Oz Zico, I'm way down south in country Victoria,

Happy Australia Day Zico.🇦🇺

And @bolty58@jayjayoghani@perth_white@Freddie Hill and any more I’ve missed. 👍

On 19/01/2026 at 21:13, Zico said:

Here he is with his new mate 

He'll have forgot about me already probably

Meanwhile

The time I've got back in my day will now be spent going for a swim in an outdoor pool

Win win

Is what I keep telling myself

 

He will have forgotten you, dogs do not remember their owners 

 

@Zico have you abandoned your dog? 🥲

9 hours ago, BobyBrno said:

Happy Australia Day Zico.🇦🇺

And @bolty58@jayjayoghani@perth_white@Freddie Hill and any more I’ve missed. 👍

Thanks @BobyBrno, appreciate it