Guest as Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Wasn't my decision, obviously, her indoors likes that pap. Now I expected sh?te singing, sh?te soap-opera behaviour from the 'judges' and to never want to watch it again........and I wasn't wrong. Why millions of brits want to sit in on a Saturday night, week-in week-out, to watch a big version of your local's karaoke night is beyond me The singing was sooooooo bad, and the f?cking lead-up to them getting on stage was even worse, it was just a kind of short film where they gave their sob stories to get a few more votes. Now have we turned into cry baby Americans recently or what? Then the judges said what they thought, that owd witch who's married to that baghead brummie wants gassing ......she looks like a hallowe'en mask & spends her time just trying to be liked ......I'd suggest a live television suicide. That paddy is as camp as Julian Clary & Alan Carr wearing pink suits on Canal Street. Minogue (not the one who got cancer and now she's the new Princess Diana) is a judge on a talent show .........you can see why I was confused? The Mr Smug, who has a right to be looking so happy with himself, as it's his show and stupid women & gay men are making him richer & richer. All in all.........I'd sooner cut off my right bollock with a rusty breadknife before inserting it up my rectum than watch that again Tonight I might watch Corrie & then chuck myself off the top off the town hall clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Reality TV has spiralled out of all control When they did that reality TV where they had to live on a tip, well, that's just plain stupid But you've got to ask yourself how they are getting away with it, even the BBC has the dross on Thank f?ck for Cable TV where there one has the choice to escape the inane drivel Now the outcome of this is that me and the Mrs no longer watch TV together, we take it in turns going upstairs to watch the TV in the bedroom So, I suppose it has some positives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kitten Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 How about Strictly Come Dancing ! The sight of Gethin strutting his stuff with his hairy chest is well worth staying in on a Saturday night for ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Reality TV was always going to spiral out of control (to quote Widnes). The biggest problem is that the sort of folk who go on these programmes are the sort of people who have been created from the stuff that should've ended their journey on a teenagers' bedroom curtains. Again, I agree with Widnes, thank f?ck for satellite tv (although it is trying to creep on that medium now.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 the missus loves wife swap and all that junk, she actually feels emotions for them when the producers deliberatly f?ck with them! personally i'd love a reality show that was i'm a fat, badly dressed, rotten parent who can't look after their dog properly shoot me in the head idol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 the missus loves wife swap and all that junk, she actually feels emotions for them when the producers deliberatly f?ck with them! personally i'd love a reality show that was i'm a fat, badly dressed, rotten parent who can't look after their dog properly shoot me in the head idol! Wife Swap is usually quite good. Its more of a social experiment and normally it has a twist. Falling asleep watching it last night. Family 1 Well enough off. Dad recovering from cancer. Wife running around after everyone. Kids no discipline whatsoever. Bedtime when it suits them. Family 2 Mixed race. 3 kids with different dads. Drawer in kitchen with cannabis and other smoking gear. Kids well disciplined - no problems there. So you can imagine. You'd got a pair of weedheads telling some well-to-do's how to raise children properly. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Wasn't my decision, obviously, her indoors likes that pap. Now I expected sh?te singing, sh?te soap-opera behaviour from the 'judges' and to never want to watch it again........and I wasn't wrong. Why millions of brits want to sit in on a Saturday night, week-in week-out, to watch a big version of your local's karaoke night is beyond me The singing was sooooooo bad, and the f?cking lead-up to them getting on stage was even worse, it was just a kind of short film where they gave their sob stories to get a few more votes. Now have we turned into cry baby Americans recently or what? Then the judges said what they thought, that owd witch who's married to that baghead brummie wants gassing ......she looks like a hallowe'en mask & spends her time just trying to be liked ......I'd suggest a live television suicide. That paddy is as camp as Julian Clary & Alan Carr wearing pink suits on Canal Street. Minogue (not the one who got cancer and now she's the new Princess Diana) is a judge on a talent show .........you can see why I was confused? The Mr Smug, who has a right to be looking so happy with himself, as it's his show and stupid women & gay men are making him richer & richer. All in all.........I'd sooner cut off my right bollock with a rusty breadknife before inserting it up my rectum than watch that again Tonight I might watch Corrie & then chuck myself off the top off the town hall clock. Yeah... But what about that cute Blondie in Hope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibob Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Yeah... But what about that cute Blondie in Hope? Is she legal?? the show should be re-named fiX factor (aren't I clever, I thought of that all by myself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Yeah... But what about that cute Blondie in Hope? They were the one bright note in an otherwise suicidal programme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kitten Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 They were the one bright note in an otherwise suicidal programme. Hope are better than watching Miss Danni Miss Botox Head Minogue ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glossopWANDERER Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 it mite be crap but its better than some of the othere crap thats on the telly plus it always goes down well with the girls in the office if you no what your talking about when it comes to that sort of telly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Reality TV = Retard TV. end of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 watching re-runs of Red Dwarf, Who's Line Is It Anyway etc on dave is always preferable to reality TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 watching re-runs of Red Dwarf, Who's Line Is It Anyway etc on dave is always preferable to reality TV as is sticking pins in your eyes or b?llocks for that matter. Having said that though, I'm warming to Dave. ( the TV channel!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz_jones Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 STAYING IN WATCHING X FACTOR = PASS THE RAZOR........ I thought everyone knew this!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 it mite be crap but its better than some of the othere crap thats on the telly plus it always goes down well with the girls in the office if you no what your talking about when it comes to that sort of telly So you watch crap TV just so that you can talk to some flat dicks at work, how very f?ckin sad BTW get a spell check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 So you watch crap TV just so that you can talk to some flat dicks at work Some, being the operative word. He's right though, I have very little in common with most of my female work colleagues. It's actually something I'm proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc_sue Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Wasn't my decision, obviously, her indoors likes that pap. Now I expected sh?te singing, sh?te soap-opera behaviour from the 'judges' and to never want to watch it again........and I wasn't wrong. Why millions of brits want to sit in on a Saturday night, week-in week-out, to watch a big version of your local's karaoke night is beyond me The singing was sooooooo bad, and the f?cking lead-up to them getting on stage was even worse, it was just a kind of short film where they gave their sob stories to get a few more votes. Now have we turned into cry baby Americans recently or what? Then the judges said what they thought, that owd witch who's married to that baghead brummie wants gassing ......she looks like a hallowe'en mask & spends her time just trying to be liked ......I'd suggest a live television suicide. That paddy is as camp as Julian Clary & Alan Carr wearing pink suits on Canal Street. Minogue (not the one who got cancer and now she's the new Princess Diana) is a judge on a talent show .........you can see why I was confused? The Mr Smug, who has a right to be looking so happy with himself, as it's his show and stupid women & gay men are making him richer & richer. All in all.........I'd sooner cut off my right bollock with a rusty breadknife before inserting it up my rectum than watch that again Tonight I might watch Corrie & then chuck myself off the top off the town hall clock. So who did you vote for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibob Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I bet he voted for Rhydian, and his wonderful version of 'Go west' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wovlad Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Wasn't my decision, obviously, her indoors likes that pap. Now I expected sh?te singing, sh?te soap-opera behaviour from the 'judges' and to never want to watch it again........and I wasn't wrong. Why millions of brits want to sit in on a Saturday night, week-in week-out, to watch a big version of your local's karaoke night is beyond me The singing was sooooooo bad, and the f?cking lead-up to them getting on stage was even worse, it was just a kind of short film where they gave their sob stories to get a few more votes. Now have we turned into cry baby Americans recently or what? Then the judges said what they thought, that owd witch who's married to that baghead brummie wants gassing ......she looks like a hallowe'en mask & spends her time just trying to be liked ......I'd suggest a live television suicide. That paddy is as camp as Julian Clary & Alan Carr wearing pink suits on Canal Street. Minogue (not the one who got cancer and now she's the new Princess Diana) is a judge on a talent show .........you can see why I was confused? The Mr Smug, who has a right to be looking so happy with himself, as it's his show and stupid women & gay men are making him richer & richer. All in all.........I'd sooner cut off my right bollock with a rusty breadknife before inserting it up my rectum than watch that again Tonight I might watch Corrie & then chuck myself off the top off the town hall clock. Agreed its sh*te & has made Simon " I Love myself " Cowell millions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Some, being the operative word. He's right though, I have very little in common with most of my female work colleagues. It's actually something I'm proud of. You've got a d?ck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 You've got a d?ck? And i mightly fine one too no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 And i mightly fine one too no doubt. Traf will know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revdishydave Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 i cant stand the drivel, and spend saturday evenings cooking, getting slowly toasted in the kitchen whilst listening to Clint Boon... vote for Nicki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted November 24, 2007 Moderators Share Posted November 24, 2007 fcuking bollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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