Name your fave smell and worst smell.

 

Fave-summer

worst- puke

Best = freshly washed snatch

Worst = A ginger birds snatch

Best - freshly laid tarmac

 

Worst - the dogs basket

Best - freshly laid tarmac

 

 

I must admit I've always loved the smell of tarmac. And petrol.

Best - the smell of your c?ck after a dirty night with a bird & you've yet to shower

 

Worst - that time aged 21 when I (almost) went down on a bird...but I got near and it I could have sworn something had died inside

Best = freshly washed snatch

Worst = A ginger birds snatch

 

 

for worst i almost put a sweaty snatch, especially whent the smell hits when you are just about her stomach level and heading south.

Best - freshly laid tarmac

 

good call!

 

as for worst either the smell of a kitchen bin or the smell down the manhole on a blocked sewer.

having just been, I'll retract my initial favourite vote

I must admit I've always loved the smell of tarmac. And petrol.

F?ckin hell you're sounding like Oli now.

for worst i almost put a sweaty snatch, especially whent the smell hits when you are just about her stomach level and heading south.

It doesnt get much lower on here than that Ian.

Best - Shoe polish

Worst - Shit

Edited May 8, 200818 yr by Firthy

for worst i almost put a sweaty snatch, especially whent the smell hits when you are just about her stomach level and heading south.

 

At that point do you carry on or do you return north??????????????

It would be rude not to

Edited May 8, 200818 yr by mannyroad58

F?ckin hell you're sounding like Oli now. :DIt doesnt get much lower on here than that Ian.

 

Yes, it does, Smiffs. QED:

 

At that point do you carry on or do you continue??????????????

It would be rude not to

Best - scent of a woman

 

Worst - spilled milk in t'car festering in t'carpets for weeks.

Can't stand the smell of wet dog.

 

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Best = Angel perfume

 

Worst = Walking past a bin waggon or curry house, both yuck!

BEST an unwashed snatch............ WORST old people that musty smell and piss O SHIT it,s my mum birthday

Best = Angel perfume

 

Worst = Walking past a bin waggon or curry house, both yuck!

Best - Freshly baked bread

 

 

Worst - That tramp who walks up and down Blackburn rd.

BEST an unwashed snatch............

How did i know you were gonna put that

Fav: My Farts

 

Worst: B.O

Best - Fish and chips when you're starving

 

Worst - Dog shit on your shoe

Best - Fried Onions (should make FO air fresheners)

 

Worst - Cat shite when I've just diced it with the lawnmower.

Best: Smell of the sea air when your on holiday

Worst: Someone elses shite

Best: Petrol

Worst:This taxi got the other day, smelt like the driver had shit himself and been sat in it for a week. nearly threw up in his car.

Edited May 8, 200818 yr by luczka

Best: Stale ale

Wost: these six mackeral i've just caught

Best: Lagavulin single malt

Worst: Thiophenol

I'm not sure it's the best smell in the world, but it's amongst the best: the smell of vinegar on hot chips.