jayjayoghani Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 http://www.scaryideas.com/watermark.php?src=4479.jpg Not that I ahem... have this problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 6, 2009 Moderators Share Posted March 6, 2009 http://www.scaryideas.com/watermark.php?src=4479.jpg Not that I ahem... have this problem problem? always right on time fer me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted March 6, 2009 Moderators Share Posted March 6, 2009 Only do ugly fat birds, job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOSE36 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Remember the old quote, "you get newt for coming 2nd" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 If pissed then that pillow case would look like Kelly Brook. Was doing great one morning then she realised I was watching the cricket at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 if ime there for the long haul i give her a book to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Was doing great one morning then she realised I was watching the cricket at the same time. Fuckin hell Undies, I've just chuckled like a schoolkid and farted uncontrolably at that. Anyway, I'm sure we've all got our 'mental moments' for making the vinegars disappear for a bit longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted March 7, 2009 Members Share Posted March 7, 2009 Owd Skool cure. Nip in't bathroom for a p?ss (that's what you tell her) and smear your purple helmet with Colgate toothpaste and leave on for about a minute. Remember to wash thoroughly or she may wonder WTF is going on if she decides to do a bit of sword swallowing. Trust me, it works. A mate told me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Does it have to be Collgate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 have a wank an hour or so before hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 What if you have only just met her in a pub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 What if you have only just met her in a pub? if you sense your going to get your leg over, go to the bog and have a wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 With the bogwog nearby? Noooooo. Although..... I wonder if they sell babywipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 You get one free with each spray of Joop and a stick or Wrigley's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 With the bogwog nearby? Noooooo. Although..... I wonder if they sell babywipes. BOGWOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr kempo Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 What if you have only just met her in a pub? Do it before a night out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted March 7, 2009 Members Share Posted March 7, 2009 Does it have to be Colgate? Dunno mate. Do some market research and get back to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floyd Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Does it have to be Collgate? Ralgex works quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Ralgex works quite well. I rubbed a load of that on my ballbag for a dare a bit back, i was in shower for a week trying to wash it off. It was like a bright red cornish pasty with a few hairs on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zozzy Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Owd Skool cure. Nip in't bathroom for a p?ss (that's what you tell her) and smear your purple helmet with Colgate toothpaste and leave on for about a minute. Remember to wash thoroughly or she may wonder WTF is going on if she decides to do a bit of sword swallowing. Trust me, it works. A mate told me Stick some up your Arse at the same time, you will get the Ring of confidence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted March 9, 2009 Members Share Posted March 9, 2009 Stick some up your Arse at the same time, you will get the Ring of confidence Lovely, that is.........you try to give some genuine help to those in need....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Are those pillow cases made in Leyth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 9, 2009 Moderators Share Posted March 9, 2009 have a wank an hour or so before hand! I did that once, well, more than once but on one occasion for some reason it seemed to have the opposite effect caught us both by surprise that one did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Norpig Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Ralgex works quite well. Sensodyne is probably the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 My mate wants to know what happens if you try various methods beforehand, and with the good intent of staying longer, get to the point where you're too fuckin tired to stay at all and you should have actually shagged her all over the house early doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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