Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

Watched 5 minutes of Machete last night and thought - "what a pile of wank!", before switching it off. Did it get any better?

 

No

Did it lack a cutting edge?

Watched scum last night for the 1st time since back in the day and it's still fucking brilliant

 

Where's your tool?

What tool?

This fucking tool

 

Lots of naughty racist words in it as well

Machete Kills out tomorrow.  Fucking ace.  Might even go to the cinema for this.

 

Anyone who doesn't like this is a bummer.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO1WwOQowlg

Saw "Filth" at AMC at weekend (£4.80 with a Spinningifleds card, you can shove your £9 at Printworks from now on)

 

Ive not read the book so cant compare, read a few Irvine Welsh books but it gets tiresome trying to decipher the dialect. A decent watch, at times very funny, at other times miserable and a bit disturbing

Keep trying to watch 'The Lone Ranger' fell asleep 4 times now, tonight it will get 1 last go.

Watched Sharknado this morning.

 

What.

A.

Film.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharknado

 

 

 

Got it, tried it the other day. Possibly the greatest film, I have ever seen !

I'm having that!  Looks ace.

Watched scum last night for the 1st time since back in the day and it's still fucking brilliant

 

Where's your tool?

What tool?

This fucking tool

 

Lots of naughty racist words in it as well

on itv4 at 11.05 tonight again

It's on about twice a month, every month.

fancy that sharkando

 

Ont flights i watched

 

Alan Partridge - liked it alot

 

Hangover 3 - wank

 

Gangster Squad - was a decent watch couldve been alot better

Saw "Filth" at AMC at weekend (£4.80 with a Spinningifleds card, you can shove your £9 at Printworks from now on)

 

Ive not read the book so cant compare, read a few Irvine Welsh books but it gets tiresome trying to decipher the dialect. A decent watch, at times very funny, at other times miserable and a bit disturbing

Yeah, not much of a fan of his books.  Do fancy this film though, I likes James McAvoy.

I read 'Porno' by Irvine Welsh a few years ago, that was all in Scotch too - took me ages to read every page

fancy that sharkando

 

Ont flights i watched

 

Alan Partridge - liked it alot

 

Hangover 3 - wank

 

Gangster Squad - was a decent watch couldve been alot better

 

Thinly veiled "I've been on holiday" post

Machete Kills out tomorrow.  Fucking ace.  Might even go to the cinema for this.

 

Anyone who doesn't like this is a bummer.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO1WwOQowlg

 

 

It's got Michelle Rodriguez in, and that's good enough for me

 

I read 'Porno' by Irvine Welsh a few years ago, that was all in Scotch too - took me ages to read every page

It's cracking. Not only is it in Scottish, all the people have different accents. Y'ken.

It's cracking. Not only is it in Scottish, all the people have different accents. Y'ken.

Read the prequel to trainspotting called 'skagboys' a few month ago. Same as the others. Good book but bloody hard to get through because of most of it being written in a Scottish dialect.

 

Went watching filth also last night. Really enjoyed it but obviously a lot missing from the book. Laughed every time mccavoy gave a sly look to the audience when he shafted someone.

Thinly veiled "I've been on holiday" post

Cunt

Over the last couple of nights I've watched I Spit On Your Grave 2 and also Odd Thomas.

 

First one was pretty much along the lines of the first one but had that 'straight to DVD feel'.  Note for the squeemish: You actually see a man's plums flattened in a vice.

 

Odd Thomas was decent.  Was done in a slightly off-beat way but I found it enjoyable.  I've not read the book(s) mind.

Green Street 3, was ace.

No it wasn't.

 

It was awful

Just watched Silver Linings Playbook and in a gayer way thoroughly enjoyed it

Read the prequel to trainspotting called 'skagboys' a few month ago. Same as the others. Good book but bloody hard to get through because of most of it being written in a Scottish dialect.

 

Went watching filth also last night. Really enjoyed it but obviously a lot missing from the book. Laughed every time mccavoy gave a sly look to the audience when he shafted someone.

Saw that skagboys so had a quick look about what it was about. Seemed to suggest that Tommy was a bit of a druggie in the book but in the film trainspotting was portrayed as the clean living one till it went tits up with the video. Tried reading the book of trainspotting but after about five pages of dialect I thought fuck that and gave up, so did the film change the story a bit?