Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

The daily express gives it five stars.

Smashing

The daily express gives it five stars.

 

Nicely done

Described as 'car crash cinema' in The Guardian: http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/sep/05/diana-review

 

Apparently the director also directed 'Downfall'. How is it possible to make a film as good as that and one as bad as this?

I saw an advert for Diana - The Movie, last night.

Double you tee eff!

i dont remember her going with a raygun doctor looks like most the film basted on that

'Insidious' is on terrestrial telly over the weekend, that's not bad.

 

'Taken 2' is on as well, and that's definitely VERY bad.

I saw an advert for Diana - The Movie, last night.

Double you tee eff!

 

here's hoping it ends something like this...

 

Tinker Taylor soldier spy on c4 now any good?

Not bad, needs to start earlier, so you dont fall asleep.

just watched To Kill An Irishman for the first time, what a belting film 

Not bad, needs to start earlier, so you dont fall asleep.

Tis a bit of a slow start.

Tinker Taylor soldier spy on c4 now any good?

 

 

Read the book years ago, got it on Sky +.  I'd imagine you have to watch it, if you know what I mean.

Hated it. Ryan Reynolds is a fucking prick. Watched him as Green Lantern and lasted about 15 minutes before switching it off.

He's good in blade trinity 'cock-juggling thundercunt'.

Not bad, needs to start earlier, so you dont fall asleep.

Yep I fell asleep!

Not sure bout world war z

 

Seen it all before

 

Was alright, bit 28 days later esque

 

Not as good as I Am Legend

Hush

 

And the least said about it the better, 1h 20mins of my life I won't get back

'Neds' was pretty good on Film 4 last night.

Yep I fell asleep!

 

 

Took me 4 or 5 watchs to finally get though it.

Not sure bout world war z

 

Seen it all before

 

Was alright, bit 28 days later esque

 

Not as good as I Am Legend

 

 

I am Legend is brilliant......but apparently Will Smith is the bad guy......!

I am Legend is brilliant......but apparently Will Smith is the bad guy......!

 

 

Dont start fishing with me or I'll fetch you round here and make you watch it over and over until you get it.

 

Will Smith is the baddie!!!!!!  I Am Legend.......  He's like the boogyman.  A legend the zombie types tell their kids about.

Yadda yadda yadda !

 

He is the Legend, as in The Legend that finds a cure, and saves humanity, that was on the brink....boom !

Dont start fishing with me or I'll fetch you round here and make you watch it over and over until you get it.

 

Will Smith is the baddie!!!!!!  I Am Legend.......  He's like the boogyman.  A legend the zombie types tell their kids about.

 

Eh?  Really?

 

If so, I think I need to watch it again.

Eh?  Really?

 

If so, I think I need to watch it again.

 

 

No, not really. Maybe the book, but not the Hollywood movie, with Hero Will Smith.

the book has a totally different ending to the film, where the title makes more sense

 

Baz is right, but it's not as obvious in the film

Right, I'm probs on the sick with manflu, what films have I missed this year? Don't usually watch them.