No. The last thing I want is a dog licking my balls. The fact that they lick their own arseholes puts me off enough, never mind the fact that inter-species sex doesn't appeal to me.

 

Which raises another issue that greatly disgusts me. People who let their dogs lick their faces. Dirty bastards.

 

Have you been turned down by a dog, perchance? There's a few of us on here woke up with one or two [allegedly]

Off topic but mention of squirrels earlier reminds of my mates little brother. He's not quite all there but fair play he wants to do his bit so for a job apparently there's a mini bus of special lads who go down to Formby woods and set traps for the grey squirrels, then dispose of them against the side of tree's. Keeps the red squirrels safe and keeps them off the streets..

How come the traps don't catch the red squirrels as well ?

How come the traps don't catch the red squirrels as well ?

 

Grey squirrels being American are obese and can't escape

Grey squirrels being American are obese and can't escape

 

Racist. They were born here, which makes them British.

If next doors cat shit's on my garden again I'm off to Salters to get myself a Beeman .22

 

Ka Boom!!!

 

The little shit!

If next doors cat shit's on my garden again I'm off to Salters to get myself a Beeman .22

 

Ka Boom!!!

 

The little shit!

:aggressive: :nea:

I think its around the paremeter of the woods, more to the point I imagine they don't smash the red ones into the side of a tree..

I think its around the paremeter of the woods, more to the point I imagine they don't smash the red ones into the side of a tree..

So, when they've finished with the grey squirrels, they are actually "red" squirrels, but dead?

If next doors cat shit's on my garden again I'm off to Salters to get myself a Beeman .22

 

Ka Boom!!!

 

The little shit!

You can buy some pellets from a pet store that will keep cats off your garden, they are unpleasant for cats to sniff at etc but completely safe.

Or landmines.

You can buy some pellets from a pet store that will keep cats off your garden, they are unpleasant for cats to sniff at etc but completely safe.

 

 

Or the neighbour could show some fucking courtesy by not letting it shit on my lawn. He wouldn't be happy if I sent one of my kids round to shit on his.

Or the neighbour could show some fucking courtesy by not letting it shit on my lawn. He wouldn't be happy if I sent one of my kids round to shit on his.

 

 

But that's the problem with them & probably the biggest reason I dislike them. They're essentially a feral creature.

You can buy some pellets from a pet store that will keep cats off your garden, they are unpleasant for cats to sniff at etc but completely safe.

 

 

Or try moth balls or my old nan used to have 2 litre bottles full of water all over the garden, apparently there eyes reflect on the bottle and it scares them.

i kill spiders

i kill spiders

 

 

I know of some on here who've been told to go fuck them too.

If next doors cat shit's on my garden again I'm off to Salters to get myself a Beeman .22

 

Ka Boom!!!

 

The little shit!

 

A proper Seasoned Traveller would know Salters has been shut for years.

By the way, a rabbit's what you want. Grass in, grass out.

Sorry about the cat though.

i kill spiders

A while back a really (REALLY) big fucker appeared in my living room. And I thought "no, I'll not harm it, I'll be one with the environment and treat it like a fellow living being" - so I trapped it in a glass, and took it into the garden and chucked it down onto the grass. "Run free spider, my fellow living being" I thought, proud as punch that I had released him/her to roam free as nature intended, to live its life safe and snug under the protective arms of mother nature. All together now - "aaaaaaah, sigh". Except that within a second, a fat blackbird who'd been lurking on the fence jumped down, pecked the fuck out of it then ate it

 

Plus I'm pretty sure it was cat shit I trod in and spread over me front room after getting back from the Stoke game - but I'd take it out on the owner rather than the cat (though if I had the chance I would ask the little cunt why it insists on shitting right in front of my door ).

 

Still, in the light of this old thread

 

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/topic/53132-soiling-yourself-whilst-sober/page__p__611828__hl__soiling__fromsearch__1#entry611828

 

I'm not sure WW members can lecture cats on their shitting habits

Edited January 19, 201115 yr by SatanGreavsie

Except that within a second, a fat blackbird who'd been lurking on the fence jumped down, pecked the fuck out of it then ate it

 

No tree hugger me but that is a perfect solution. Food chain maintained; you got rid of a pest which could have bitten your b0llocks. Impeccable green credentials there young man. You'll have dreadlocks and be driving a shagged out AEC charabanc around the West of Scotland with a bunch of other scruffy cnut skankheads before you know it.

Edited January 19, 201115 yr by bolty58

The only pellets I'll be buying are the lead variety!!!

 

Salters Shut. No Effing way. I used to get me Poggy's from them.

 

In fact I'll make a poggy and have the dirty little fucker.

Chinese Arrows were better than Pogeys and Shitty pellets.

Or try moth balls or my old nan used to have 2 litre bottles full of water all over the garden, apparently there eyes reflect on the bottle and it scares them.

 

Pellet guns can work.....Oh wait.....too soon ???

Chinese Arrows were better than Pogeys and Shitty pellets.

 

 

Used to throw these the length of the 'Tree Field' on Elgin Street when I was a kid!

 

I noticed the other day, whilst passing through, that some retard at the council has built a playground at one end, now. They may as well have painted targets on the little f*ckers!

CCTV catches moment yobs set killer dogs on Knowsley pet cat Tooch (VIDEO)

 

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2011/01/25/cctv-of-pet-cat-tooch-being-mauled-to-death-by-dogs-on-knowsley-industrial-park-leads-to-hunt-for-yob-owners-100252-28047533/

 

 

shocking

Edited January 25, 201115 yr by Werder barmen

I saw that on on Look Northwest tonight & had to turn over.

 

They need to get a grip of these pricks with dangerous dogs (well owners who make them dangerous) over on Merseyside as it is apparent there's a serious problem.

You cannot educate the ignorant