She's only tiny & I don't feed her cheap food so I can't say it's a problem for me personally. I'll leave it for folk to stand in though if you prefer.

Personally, I couldn't change a nappy but each to their own.

 

I don't care if you feed it sirloin steaks, you're still picking its shits up in public. Have a bit of self-respect.

Edited January 17, 201115 yr by Cheese

I feel this maybe the best place to ease my guilt.

 

Last week I was on tour for a show I'm working on (check out tonight's MEN and other regional papers) Anyway, I left Mrs Crawley and the kids in Bolton and went back to Crawley before heading off to Southampton last Monday. Checked everything before I left and seemed ok. Got back last night and heard a faint miaow coming from the kids' playroom. I'd locked the bloody thing in there all week. So opened the door and Peppa Pig might like muddy puddles but I'm sure jumping in shit isn't her thing - the whole room is covered in crap. Knowing the wife would go bonkers and say that I did it on purpose (As I hate ALL domesticated animals, especially our cat) I just shouted, 'This bloody cat, shitting in the house again' blah, blah, blah. Wife then chases it outside before its even had a wiff of food. I managed to sneak it back in without raising suspicion, it then drinks a massive bowl of water, eldest cuddles it and it vomits all over the carpet and gets chased outside again.

 

I am a monster.

 

cue coffee spitting moment. my cat likes to be in a high position before he vomits, he once did it from the top of the kitchen cupboards. the dog then promtly starts to devour said vomit and 10 mins later is sick on the new carpet!!!

I'm not a fan of pets, but somehow calling animals "wankers" is making me chortle...I'm getting visions of a pythonesque scene

 

Anyway, Cheese, you got caught by your parents with whiskas or pedigree chum smeared on your helmet when you were a kid didn't you? And now you blame your childhood pet

 

Share your story with the WW community, it'll make you feel better

I'm not a fan of pets, but somehow calling animals "wankers" is making me chortle...I'm getting visions of a pythonesque scene

 

Anyway, Cheese, you got caught by your parents with whiskas or pedigree chum smeared on your helmet when you were a kid didn't you? And now you blame your childhood pet

 

Share your story with the WW community, it'll make you feel better

 

Why are you thinking about childrens' penises?

 

But no. I just hate cats and dogs. No reason for it. I just can't stand the little bastards.

Reading this, i wonder what "Honky" as been up to lately.

In favour of? I hate cats so wasn't going to comment out of respect for the poster & also my mother once said, if you've nothing nice to say, shut the fuck up. Now, stop being a dick & find something more productive to do with your time.

 

Aye,........GET A FOOKING JOB !!!

In favour of? I hate cats so wasn't going to comment out of respect for the poster & also my mother once said, if you've nothing nice to say, shut the fuck up. Now, stop being a dick & find something more productive to do with your time.

 

blimey

 

there's a first for everything

It'll be awfully quiet round here if we did that.

Back on topic, just read this and my blood is boiling. I would f*cking lynch someone if they'd done that to any pets, let alone my own. What goes through the "brains" of any c*** able to consider such an act will forever baffle me. In any case, we don't need these people thieving our oxygen - I would more than be up for doing the same to them.

 

Oh and Diddles, what the f*ck are you on sometimes?? JSL.

 

Furious, Daubhill.

Sid had to be put to sleep, the pellet was in too deep for the vet to operate. I know a lot of people don't like cats and that's up to them but if I see or hear of anyone harming aa defenceless animal, dog, cat, squirrel or canary for "fun" I will take great pleasure in doing the same to them.

 

As for you cheese, you are a ballbag and I hope your next shite is a hedgehog.

i cant say im a fan of cats and dogs, but thats just disgusting and frankly evil behaviour against a defenceless animal.

 

hope you (and your moggy) get some kind of justice somehow jazza.

 

 

Sid had to be put to sleep, the pellet was in too deep for the vet to operate. I know a lot of people don't like cats and that's up to them but if I see or hear of anyone harming aa defenceless animal, dog, cat, squirrel or canary for "fun" I will take great pleasure in doing the same to them.

 

As for you cheese, you are a ballbag and I hope your next shite is a hedgehog.

 

Really sorry to hear that, Jazza. Bad times. F*ckers...

RIP Sid, The big Lion Nat will look after him

 

Utter utter cocks whoever did that they want shooting,

Sid had to be put to sleep, the pellet was in too deep for the vet to operate. I know a lot of people don't like cats and that's up to them but if I see or hear of anyone harming aa defenceless animal, dog, cat, squirrel or canary for "fun" I will take great pleasure in doing the same to them.

 

As for you cheese, you are a ballbag and I hope your next shite is a hedgehog.

 

 

Report your story to the Bolton News and try to shame the fuckers that did this!!!!

RIP Sid

 

Hope you catch the tw@ts jazza

Show some respect to the poster and stop being a shit-stirring child.

I can only presume your headset for your Kinect has broken.

 

You dont need headsets for the Kinect... JSL!

I dont mind cats so much.

Bloody hate Dogs though. When out training and you get Dogs start running at you and snapping around your ankles its a joke. And you get the fuckwit owners saying "Oh they're only trying to play" or "Stop running and they will stop too"

They soon fuck off after a quick flick of the foot towards them. Wouldnt dream of trying to hurt a pet apart from that kind of situation though!

 

RIP OP's cat. Dont do anything stupid though!

Report your story to the Bolton News and try to shame the fuckers that did this!!!!

 

My Mum made front page when her cat had its eye shot out,,,,,no one came forward funnily enough!!!

 

 

first Cats...next people..thats how it starts.

My Mum made front page when her cat had its eye shot out,,,,,no one came forward funnily enough!!!

 

 

first Cats...next people..thats how it starts.

I remember that....saw your mum and brother in the Horseshoe the other week.

I don't care if you feed it sirloin steaks, you're still picking its shits up in public. Have a bit of self-respect.

I'd love to set my dogs on you. JSL

Sid had to be put to sleep, the pellet was in too deep for the vet to operate. I know a lot of people don't like cats and that's up to them but if I see or hear of anyone harming aa defenceless animal, dog, cat, squirrel or canary for "fun" I will take great pleasure in doing the same to them.

 

As for you cheese, you are a ballbag and I hope your next shite is a hedgehog.

So sorry to hear that,

 

Good luck to you catching the bastards.

Sid had to be put to sleep, the pellet was in too deep for the vet to operate. I know a lot of people don't like cats and that's up to them but if I see or hear of anyone harming aa defenceless animal, dog, cat, squirrel or canary for "fun" I will take great pleasure in doing the same to them.

 

As for you cheese, you are a ballbag and I hope your next shite is a hedgehog.

Sorry to here about your plight Jazza, my dog is now up and running and loving runs on the sands. Any cunt what can be so cruel to a pet deserves a cricket bat over the head.

I'd love to set my dogs on you. JSL

 

And I'd love to poison your dogs or smash their skulls in with a cricket bat. JSL.

And I'd love to poison your dogs or smash their skulls in with a cricket bat. JSL.

Love it when some WUM comes on here. Dredge your bilge somewhere else.

And I'd love to poison your dogs or smash their skulls in with a cricket bat. JSL.

Dick Head

 

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