pato Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) http://www.guardian....ophobic-twitter professional footballers are like Gremlins three simple rules: 1: don't expose them to twitter 2:Don't give them drink after midnight 3:Don't let them carry a sword Edited February 8, 2012 by pato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 "Go suck out u little faggot your a guy that talks if u see me you try slap me I'm in manchester every week." What does that even mean? Jesus, there's some illiterate spacs slipping through the educational system these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) I thought brevity was the essence of Twitter? All he really needed was four words - 'I am a cunt'. edit: If, for some unfeasible reason, you're reading this Ravel (his mum liked them during her pregnancy - except the orange ones, she couldn't spell either). I b in manchestaw on freeday if u wan tu feet - neer picurlilee girdinz win big hand an lil 1 att tu K? Edited February 8, 2012 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Well, at least he'll be at home in west ham! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted February 8, 2012 Author Share Posted February 8, 2012 Then you get Jack Wilshire tweeting showing that not all professional footballers are the same. Not speculating but thanked Capello for his first cap. Professional footballers I despair pah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Then you get Jack Wilshire tweeting showing that not all professional footballers are the same. Not speculating but thanked Capello for his first cap. Professional footballers I despair pah! He seems like one of the good guys. I hope he's not in the minority on that front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted February 8, 2012 Author Share Posted February 8, 2012 then theres Stuart Holden and ermm ermm....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Linvoy Primus. He's not far off retiring though and yes, I'm struggling too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomRepWanderer Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 then theres Stuart Holden and ermm ermm....... Stan Collymore............ shakes head and shudders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted February 8, 2012 Author Share Posted February 8, 2012 though saying that I looked at Holdens twitter and there was a picture of Chungy and Stu with their legs pointing the right way which is encouraging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Stan Collymore............ shakes head and shudders. Whoa, whoa Listen to the guy, he is intelligent, informative If anyone is a lesson to today's footballing kids it's him He was a wild card as a kid , admittedly , otherwise sunbed wouldn't have decked him, but " in youth we learn , in age we understand" Good guy IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomRepWanderer Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Whoa, whoa Listen to the guy, he is intelligent, informative If anyone is a lesson to today's footballing kids it's him He was a wild card as a kid , admittedly , otherwise sunbed wouldn't have decked him, but " in youth we learn , in age we understand" Good guy IMO Aye and a wife beater, fookin great guy he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) Let's be honest, even I want to punch Ulrika Jonssen Tart !!! Edited February 8, 2012 by Mona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomRepWanderer Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Let's be honest, even I want to punch Ulrika Jonssen Tart !!! But that'd be reet, however a man punching a woman is lower than a snakes belly, utter utter cunt Collymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted February 8, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2012 Whoa, whoa Listen to the guy, he is intelligent, informative If anyone is a lesson to today's footballing kids it's him He was a wild card as a kid , admittedly , otherwise sunbed wouldn't have decked him, but " in youth we learn , in age we understand" Good guy IMO Sunbed decked him?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) Didn't Andy Todd deck both sunbed and Collymore? edit: not at the same time obviously. Edited February 8, 2012 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted February 8, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2012 That's what I was thinking, and Dean Kiely also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Didn't know about Kiely - 'Handy' Andy by name and nature eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Aye alreet He decked brownie It's late, I'm tired, and i'm old but I still think he' s ok I think everyone makes mistakes in life, but learning from them & correcting them makes a better person Colly's ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomRepWanderer Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Todd getting sent off against Villa after giving that lowlife twat a good seeing too was and is the only time I have been happy to see a red against one of our players Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 collymore is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) But that'd be reet, however a man punching a woman is lower than a snakes belly Not if she deserves it. For instance that slag on the underground the other week who was coming out with the racist rant (that appeared on You Tube) - she needed a good slapping, and to me it wouldn't have mattered if it was administered by either a lass or a lad Edited February 9, 2012 by CWP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Let's be honest, even I want to punch Ulrika Jonssen because she is good looking, fit, rich and famous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zozzy Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Collymore got sent off for lamping sunbed after a late tackle. it was an away match, playing for Villa I think In an unrelated incident in a hotel Andy Todd tw&tted sunbed after a few beers Two things I think of when Collymore is mentioned. His man of the match performance in a home game against Forest , and when we went to Varsity in town for one of them 5Live talk show efforts. When Collymore was introduced the Bolton Fans Booed :: Nobody on stage was expecting it, Jonathon Pierce turned to Collymore and said what's that about? (ps that was the first night I met a lad off Wanderersways "Hello Zozzy I'm Underpants" ) quick question : Is Stan Collymore the only player to be sent off against us on two seperate occasions ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 9, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 9, 2012 That night in the Varsity, the Daubhill Beachballs had won as much free beer as they could drink, 3 pints each! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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