cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

2 hours ago, MickyD said:

You're supposed to deposit used toilet paper in a bin in Crete. Does anyone actually do that? 

That’s why they have bidets isn’t it?

 

Anyways weather. According to the workplace  conspiracy crackpot the floods the other day were a result of government controlled weather. 

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

That’s why they have bidets isn’t it?

 

Anyways weather. According to the workplace  conspiracy crackpot the floods the other day were a result of government controlled weather. 

I thought that was what the vapour trails where doing? Well that's what the resident village nutcase was cascading. 

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

That’s why they have bidets isn’t it?

 

Anyways weather. According to the workplace  conspiracy crackpot the floods the other day were a result of government controlled weather. 

That's some going- to control it just to cover Horwich.

Surely they'll be shooting the weapon to the skies over Liverpool next.

Some cracking sub tropical weather today in N Lancs.

37 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Some cracking sub tropical weather today in N Lancs.

Same over here, been on the tools and it's the first time this year I have needed a squirt of Anusol, arse like a baboon's this evening

 

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

I thought that was what the vapour trails where doing? Well that's what the resident village nutcase was cascading. 

It's true 😉

https://sierrahotel.net/collections/chemtrail-dept

6 minutes ago, Dimron said:

Same over here, been on the tools and it's the first time this year I have needed a squirt of Anusol, arse like a baboon's this evening

 

Coconut oil.

10 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

I thought that was what the vapour trails where doing? Well that's what the resident village nutcase was cascading. 

There was a Horizon back in 2012 which showed the studies around the short term global temperature rise after 9/11 and the subsequent grounding of commercial aviation. Global dimming was phrase used

Touched on possibilities to deliberately use chemical deposits from planes to reflect solar radiation.

Edited May 19, 20215 yr by green genie

2 hours ago, green genie said:

There was a Horizon back in 2012 which showed the studies around the short term global temperature rise after 9/11 and the subsequent grounding of commercial aviation. Global dimming was phrase used

Touched on possibilities to deliberately use chemical deposits from planes to reflect solar radiation.

Well, the last 15 months has given the world an opportunity to warm up a touch. It hasn’t though. Just taken the bins out; fucking freezing!

A pandemic may just be Mother Nature’s way of taking care of things herself.

Who’s to say the planet itself isn’t sentient in some way….?

16 hours ago, MickyD said:

You're supposed to deposit used toilet paper in a bin in Crete. Does anyone actually do that? 

I've never done that in Crete

1 hour ago, Spider said:

A pandemic may just be Mother Nature’s way of taking care of things herself.

Who’s to say the planet itself isn’t sentient in some way….?

Of course it is. As is global warming. Maybe not sentient, but chemistry and physics dictate the way of things.

6 hours ago, Gonk said:

I've never done that in Crete

Nor have I, but we should.

12 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Nor have I, but we should.

I can only imagine the stench of half a bog roll, smeared with my delightful holiday dung, stuffed into a bin in an apartment that could hit 90 degrees before the poor maid turns up to empty it.

I've never done it when I've been to Crete, nor would I visit the house of a local because I assure you that if they all practice this, their houses will fucking STINK.

2 hours ago, Spider said:

I can only imagine the stench of half a bog roll, smeared with my delightful holiday dung, stuffed into a bin in an apartment that could hit 90 degrees before the poor maid turns up to empty it.

I've never done it when I've been to Crete, nor would I visit the house of a local because I assure you that if they all practice this, their houses will fucking STINK.

Bernard Manning once sang " Show me a home where the buffalo roam and i'll  show you a house full of shit "

Endless. Fucking. Rain.

If weather was a band it would be cannibal corpse

Depressing, miserable and make you want to blow your noodles out. 
 

Shit.

It's shit. 

Holiday in the U.K... yeah right. ✈️☀️😎

3 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Holiday in the U.K... yeah right. ✈️☀️😎

Not holiday time yet!

Be reet- just getting the wet stuff out of the way for a proper summer.

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Not holiday time yet!

Be reet- just getting the wet stuff out of the way for a proper summer.

Hope so, for those holidaying in the U.K. 

11 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Hope so, for those holidaying in the U.K. 

I hope so for the cricket etc.

And my strawberries!

Sat in glorious sunshine outside the Ty Coch on Morfa Nefyn beach supping cider. Doesn't get better. 

Sat watching the Sunderland V Lincoln game hoping those Makems get to the final and beat B/Pool so we can have a good day out in that West Lancashire shithole.

13 minutes ago, Good Knee said:

Sat in glorious sunshine outside the Ty Coch on Morfa Nefyn beach supping cider. Doesn't get better. 

Oh i dunno

Seven stars has been done up 

 

serioysly, i bet its lovely

stayed in tudweilog a couple of times