cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

Stop rubbing it in FFS. We're melting down here. Looking forward to the autumn but February here is not pleasant. Oh for a fucking icy blast.

1 hour ago, bolty58 said:

Stop rubbing it in FFS. We're melting down here. Looking forward to the autumn but February here is not pleasant. Oh for a fucking icy blast.

We need a fucking big pipeline, (a giant David Beckham flask) to transport heat/cold to respective countries. Sod HS2.

7 hours ago, gonzo said:

Aye mini blast this morning and solid rain till 2ish.

Then it comes in properly after 11am tomorrow. 60mph average and 70+gusts.

Just as I’m landing on a big fuck off new housing scheme near Bloomfield road about 300 yards from the epicentre of the Irish Sea

Fuck me Gonch.....I thought you were a window licker, not a fucking pilot....

16 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

We need a fucking big pipeline, (a giant David Beckham flask) to transport heat/cold to respective countries. Sod HS2.

 

This is bordering on genius. Besides the contribution to more temperate conditions for all of us, the economic stimulation would be immense.

An engineering feat beyond compare. TMGJ for PM.

 

10 hours ago, bolty58 said:

 

This is bordering on genius. Besides the contribution to more temperate conditions for all of us, the economic stimulation would be immense.

An engineering feat beyond compare. TMGJ for PM.

 

Fancy being foreign secretary?

10 hours ago, bolty58 said:

 

This is bordering on genius. Besides the contribution to more temperate conditions for all of us, the economic stimulation would be immense.

An engineering feat beyond compare. TMGJ for PM.

 

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Fancy being foreign secretary?

Fucking hell, TMGJ is building up his front bench. 

 

9 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Fucking hell, TMGJ is building up his front bench. 

 

You can be pensions secretary...

6 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

You can be pensions secretary...

Micky D may be an active pensioner now, but he’s better suited to organising pool comps and 3 card brag amongst his former work colleagues

 

It’s a bit windy. Fookin ell

12 hours ago, miamiwhite said:

Micky D may be an active pensioner now, but he’s better suited to organising pool comps and 3 card brag amongst his former work colleagues

 

And here comes the new immigration secretary

4 hours ago, gonzo said:

It’s a bit windy. Fookin ell

Not half. First time I've ever closed the trickle vents on the bedroom window last night, to keep the noise down.

Edited February 9, 20197 yr by Tonge moor green jacket

On 08/02/2019 at 19:38, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Fancy being foreign secretary?

Iamin - especially if Miami is the Minister for Immigration.

7 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Iamin - especially if Miami is the Minister for Immigration.

Yes he is. I swapped him from chancellor to home sec.

I'm seeing the two BDs as highly suitable for chancellor.

Kent shares my love and respect for the environment, so I'm hoping he will head up defra.

I had posted sweep into health secretary, but I'm now concerned he might have Munchausen syndrome by proxy. Will have to keep an eye out.

Looking like a tremendous week coming up....whiff of spring indeed. 

Early days yet mind. We hadn’t even had the beast from the east this time last year.

2 hours ago, gonzo said:

Looking like a tremendous week coming up....whiff of spring indeed. 

Early days yet mind. We hadn’t even had the beast from the east this time last year.

Fingers crossed. I lost a month at the beginning of last season. Made a bit up at the end, but wasn't great.

I have a feeling that the cold weather we've had, and possibly a little more to come, will signal a gradual easing into spring mid-March.

Really looking forward to this week though; chest infection has been rough as buggery for a couple of months and some slightly warmer air would be very welcome.

A lovely day today, was sat in the beer garden basking in the sun.

Glorious. Birds giving it large early doors. A wonderful sound and early signs of spring.

More please.

This weather is strange but I like it.

Gorgeous 

Nice walk to match tomorrow, a good win, a few on the way home........

Dry for a week at least yet. In't milk brill.

Not normal this!

On 15/02/2019 at 13:47, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Dry for a week at least yet. In't milk brill.

Well done you. Do you need to go for a piss just before bed to keep it that way?

And without fail the midlife crisis brigade are out in their convertibles with the first sign of sun 

2 hours ago, MickyD said:

Well done you. Do you need to go for a piss just before bed to keep it that way?

I do if I drink milk. Always seems to come through quicker than a brew if I have an evening drink.

 

Anyway, gorgeous today, vegi beds prepped and ready to stave off post brexit starvation.