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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

Coaches With A Bog


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What category is hardcore sharting in: Poo, wee or pump?

 

I had to look up "sharting"

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Shart

 

Being that matter exists in three physical states: solid liquid and gas, one can say that sharting is the act of passing gas and solid and/or liquid.Standard Equation: SH = G * (L && || S)The charming characteristic that sets sharting apart from other acts of defecation and flatulence, is that it happens in your pants, at really inappropriate moments.
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options of rochdale pal,32 seater,card tables etc.

rochdale and blackburn use them for their team coach.

 

bout the only firm who'll allow me to hire a coach :innocent: :innocent:

 

:D ....remember the drivers face when 60 lads turned up with bags of ale for the double decker coach going to watch the chelsea flower show?! hahaha....

 

on the whole bog thing... needed a shite after a huge threatner on my stag do to chester...had to wipe my arse on the hand towel and then lobbed it out of the window!...nice....

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options of rochdale pal,32 seater,card tables etc.

rochdale and blackburn use them for their team coach.

 

bout the only firm who'll allow me to hire a coach :innocent: :innocent:

 

Cheers pal, been in touch with them.

 

Looking for one like we took Blackpool away in 88 :shiftyninja: Pissing down and the wipers didn't work, went back on the train :innocent:

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Cheers pal, been in touch with them.

 

Looking for one like we took Blackpool away in 88 :shiftyninja: Pissing down and the wipers didn't work, went back on the train :innocent:

 

i've got loads of numbers for them pal,but for some reason those firms won't allow me to hire them :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

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i went on a school trip to France on the way back the teachers said there would be no stops from dover to Bolton. one lad 2 mins into the journey, dropped his entire weight in the form of diarrhea into the coach bog.

 

turned out that the toilet was broke and didn't flush.

 

think that scene in dumb and dumber with the smell. i saw the lad the other week i still felt like smackin him

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Rearrange these words and insert into a chilling tale.

 

Coach

6 hours

Skopje

Fester

Sofia

Sharting

 

Lisbon on the plane and on the coach to and from the city too. And all last season at Chorley. Does a mean Wethers Vodka :dribble:

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i actually didnt shit on the coach to skopje, just boffed a few times thats all, fancied a plop at the border but that was ruined by that crusty turned that was left there.

 

i bowels have been in good order this season c86,

 

are we having porn and razzle on these awaydays

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