Dear Mr Tartside,

 

The Sons of the Desert held an extraordinary meeting last night,after your second in command Owen Goebbels was unable to rouse the troops in his rallying call to overcome Robin Hood and his merry men from Nottingham.

Mr Coyle would do well in the role of propaganda due to his shite spouted and non stop belief. He would also do well to have his sight tested again as he may be suffering from tunnel vision,particularly with his refusal to bring on our Bulgarian wingsman into the fray when necessary.

If his vision is goosed,then he should wander off down the tunnel never to return.

With the trip to Humberside in mind,we have decided the team for Coyle to select,and if his shocking case of nepotism persists,then we will have no option other than come up to Euxton and smash his table tennis to bits,that would be ace.

Rumours abound in the Lodge that Mr Petrov put superclue onto his boss's ping pong bat and Coyle had to walk round all day with it looking like tree man.

Anyway regardless of the jolly capers they play instead of football,the 2,000 strong,marching along,members,request you show this team to Frankie Coyle,because basically,he is a fucking joker as well.

In the year of the Coronation,with a team consisting of the likes of Mavis,Riley,we should be Streets ahead and bet on a goodyear ahead,otherwise he wants lynching.

 

 

HILDA BOGDEN

 

 

MILLS-------------KNIGHT--------- -RICKETTS

 

 

YONG------ANDREWS---------SPEARING---------MAVIES-------EAGLES

 

 

DAVIES----------SORDELL

 

subs - lonergan,mears,ream,alonso,petrov,ngog,afobe

 

 

 

The team may well be a bit of a shock to Coyle,but it was a complete shock to us when he said Mears was a Bobby Dazzler. I think the only thing shining for him is the boots he cleans for his mentor.

Pack the midfield,forget the right back position as no-one has been evident there recently anyway,and the job's done.

 

 

Oh, 3-1 win to them,with Eagles scoring a 25 inch screamer for us

Hull have just signed Stephen Quinn from Sheff Utd. Shite him, hope he plays tomorrow.

 

 

sounding like newcastle there, dilusioned

 

Your going to regret not going. Positivity all the way now that's what's required, negativity for losers.

Hull have just signed Stephen Quinn from Sheff Utd. Shite him, hope he plays tomorrow.

 

Easily Sheff Uniteds best player the last few years.

Easily Sheff Uniteds best player the last few years.

 

Will you be joining us at Hull?? Thinking of bringing the wig!

Bogdan

 

Mears

Knight

Ream

Ricketts

 

Lee

Spearing

Andrews

M.davies

Eagles

 

Sordell

 

Or am I being just plain silly !

I'd play that team but after Tuesday petrov deserves to start. Think he will play instead of Lee.

 

We will win tomorrow.

 

0-2.

Edited August 31, 201213 yr by captainmed

1-1

Bogdan

 

Mears

Knight

Ream

Ricketts

 

Lee

Spearing

Andrews

M.davies

Eagles

 

Sordell

 

Or am I being just plain silly !

 

That's our best team on paper by a long way

 

Odds on coyle thinking the same???

 

I like it Crampo. Not sure Owen will though.

I best give him a bell now , if I say somet like 'look owen get a pen I,ve had a terrific idea for a team thats got plenty of quality, they are quality players who me and some other internet geeks think will show terrific quality, I,ll give you a bell after the match, sithee

 

 

Easily Sheff Uniteds best player the last few years.

 

Shush, I'm trying to convince myself we can win!

3 1 to the white men tomorrow.

 

 

Shush, I'm trying to convince myself we can win!

 

Sure somebody on here said a player had to be registered by noon the day before which would make him ineligible.

2-1 to the whites but Bruce is more intractable than Coyle

Season changing game already, so much anticipation. Come 4.50pm, win and it's a great start to season, be right in amongst em all. Draw and not so bad with another home game next.

 

Defeat and the grey clouds of doom will be gathering around Castle .

 

COYWM

Will settle for a point 2-2

On a scale of 1-10 (1 bein low and 10 bein high) how disappointed do you think you'll feel come 5pm?

 

Same question but swap disappointed with surprised

1

Bogdan

 

Riley

Knight

Mills

Ricketts

 

Petrov

Andrews

Spearing

Mavies

 

Eagles

 

Sordell

1

 

You do surprise me....,,

 

B-)

On a scale of 1-10 (1 bein low and 10 bein high) how disappointed do you think you'll feel come 5pm?

 

Same question but swap disappointed with surprised

 

 

Disappointed 10

 

Surprised 1

Can't make it. Does anyone have a stream or site?

You'll be lucky

 

 

Still on the train, due in around 40 mins. Hope we get a result here, I'm feeling more jaded than ever travelling up and down the country to witness OC tactical genius.

 

out of interest do pubs in town now show our games or have they been fukd as we're no longer BPL?

451 or at least 4-4-1-1. Hallelujah