A man/nutter tried getting into my car at me tonight on my way to work. Just be careful you lock your doors! Never been so scared! I was like the stig doing 100mph in reverse! (He'd blocked the front of my car so I couldn't drive forward)

knew a prostitute with no legs... worked down the cash n carry

I had a dog with no legs....I called it Capstan & used to take it out for a drag.

Gonzo had a brief fling with a lady with no legs.

He dragged her along blackpoo beach and asked her ''have you ever been fucked''........ in reply to his smooth advances she said ''No,my tangerine Tarzan''...........and Gonzo said ''you will be when the tide comes in''................................

Gonzo had a brief fling with a lady with no legs.

He dragged her along blackpoo beach and asked her ''have you ever been fucked''........ in reply to his smooth advances she said ''No,my tangerine Tarzan''...........and Gonzo said ''you will be when the tide comes in''................................

Si, folk here are making jokes.....and you've told a true story. You bad man.

I fuckin love thus site...

 

Only here could we go from a lady in fear of her life to leaving a double amputee to drown on Blackpool beach

 

Quality!

Little Whitt has 'boxing Helena' in his porn collection.

 

The alternative Karma Sutra - Position #251, 'The Pencil Sharpener'.

 

You will need:

 

A Willing double amputee who can do a handstand.

A Pair of Platform Boots.

A Technics 1210 Turntable.

 

Gave me a nice little Sunday morning chuckle did that

I can provide the 1210

 

 

LW could provide the platforms...

 

Now all we need is an amputee or a lady willing to do the honourable thing & get them amputated

For fucks sake, this site has rules...

 

For fucks sake, this site has rules...

 

i would ruin that o shit it has been

It's the fucking sabbath for Gudni's sake!

It's the fucking sabbath for Gudni's sake!

she still bigger then you

And you'd still have to wear a built up shoe

 

09:53 on a Sunday morning....some folk are in church! haha

And you'd still have to wear a built up shoe

change that smiley face its makeing my head shine

change that smiley face its makeing my head shine

Matt foundation and a good quality powder (not the white stuff), that's what you need, Eggy

Is it wrong that my initial thoughts on that picture was...

 

"She's a bit flat chested..."

 

(actually thought more crudely termed of course)

Edited February 3, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

i definitely would. at least afterwards,she wouldn't be able to follow you around and stalk you. mobile off and job's a good un

Looks like half a mermaid.

Bet her arse is cold.

excuse the pun but she's got a half decent body

Balls to that, she's only got one arm.

I fuckin love thus site...

 

Only here could we go from a lady in fear of her life to leaving a double amputee to drown on Blackpool beach

 

Quality!

Ha ha mrs just asked me why I'm pissing my self laughing. Trust me love you don't want to know.

 

Hope you're ok bolton blondie

Edited February 4, 201313 yr by Matt

Balls to that, she's only got one arm.

 

Er, one arm is the least of her problems.

For fucks sake, this site has rules...

 

 

It's the glasses on the pears that have had me scratching my head.

 

The rest seems normal, which goes a long way to proving just how this site has made me immune to almost anything