mannyroad58 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) Roses are red Pigtails are twisted Open up wide love Coz ur gonna get fisted Roses are red Violets are blue I’ve got Alzheimer’s Cheese on toast Edited February 14, 2013 by mannyroad58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Funnily enough, I thought of this the millisecond after I said they weren't mine Schoolboy error And trust me Smiffs, she aint shagging anyone at her work.....well, if she is she's an animal, as I never get time off, such is her ticking clock Been a while now hasn't it? Maybe it's not working properly. MR58 could lend you some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 we popped a valentine's card through my mate's door on the way home,written by the firm's secretary. his missus who has a very short fuse will be twatting him any minute now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I’ve got Alzheimer’s He's not wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 14, 2013 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2013 Was sent this today:- is that like one of them sympathy ones that losers get sent from their mums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 14, 2013 Members Share Posted February 14, 2013 is that like one of them sympathy ones that losers get sent from their mums? Possibly. It's the only one I got though. BTW, the only losers are the rest of the SPL. Heavy losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.m Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Got her some Valentines "Cup Cakes" (hate that americanisation) because she's not so keen on flowers. Then going Leeds this weekend for a dirty weekend away. I'm paying for the room she's paying for the meal. Equal rights and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted February 14, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2013 Got her some Valentines "Cup Cakes" (hate that americanisation) because she's not so keen on flowers. Then going Leeds this weekend for a dirty weekend away. I'm paying for the room she's paying for the meal. Equal rights and all that. i've got a ticket for forest, just thinks she wants me out of the way for the day.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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