Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 29, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 Selling metal working fluids for a company based in Daventry Got a shit load of sales literature extolling the virtue of our "RollsRoyce Approved" products. Got a trial at an aerospace engineering place and the customer liked it. "Send us your approval certificate- we need it as we are making fan blades" they asked. I repeated the request to head office only to be told "Our products aren't RR approved" Made me look a right cunt and lost around 40% of any prospective sales Total nob heads just using folk as guinea pigs. UTTER CUNTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I sold matchday programs once at Burnden. Literally, I did it once. I got my bag of programs and then set about finding somewhere to sell them. I walked up to near Orlando Bridge and no sooner had I stood still, ready to start selling, some big, old cunt grabbed hold of me and told me to fuck off as this was his turf. I ended up near the Cattlemarket and sold two. Never did it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Selling dental equipment, all day sat in dentist waiting rooms for my 2 minutes in between patients. Upside, met some stunning dental nurses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Egg packing for a few months in 76 when I got back from Newquay, never known a duller job with even duller people to talk to, it nearly drove me insane,going to the canteen was so fucking boring with inane talk. I ended up going for a pint in my dinner hour in the Railway pub. god M,that job would make or break you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I bet his brain was scrambled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 That's eggsactly what I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 i bet Leigh White was fired for poaching.......................only yolking M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Selling dental equipment, all day sat in dentist waiting rooms for my 2 minutes in between patients. Upside, met some stunning dental nurses. The dentists only allowed you 2 minutes to peddle your wares Andy ? Well I suppose it did fill a gap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Egg packing for a few months in 76 when I got back from Newquay, never known a duller job with even duller people to talk to, it nearly drove me insane,going to the canteen was so fucking boring with inane talk. I ended up going for a pint in my dinner hour in the Railway pub. You'd of worked your way up and cracked it by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 You'd of worked your way up and cracked it by now. did they have an early finish Frieday ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 (edited) The dentists only allowed you 2 minutes to peddle your wares Andy ? Well I suppose it did fill a gap It was only a bridge to something better. Edited April 29, 2013 by Andydee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Selling dental equipment, all day sat in dentist waiting rooms for my 2 minutes in between patients. Upside, met some stunning dental nurses. Scraping a living them lot nowadays. How did you know which room, did it have a plaque on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Scraping a living them lot nowadays. How did you know which room, did it have a plaque on it? It was an amalgam of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Surely this has been laid to rest now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 It was an amalgam of things. Must of brushed up well to do a job like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted April 29, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 being an undertaker can have it's moments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Must of brushed up well to do a job like that I don't buccal under pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 I don't buccal under pressure. So you know how to brace yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Let's face it, jobs you love are as rare as hen's teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernStr Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Squeezing cartons of rancid milk into a tank in a dairy to make cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 being an undertaker can have it's moments nah,it's a dead end job pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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