NorthernStr

Red Lion in Billaricay now, deepest darkest Essex.

Bloody Billaricay offf as well. Must have been about minus 2 here last night

FFS just arrived to be told the game is off. Going to watch Billaricay instead

Some of us are still here!!! Quality

Essex contingent ready to roll

Thwaites Lancaster Bomber is great.

Fishing line strung an inch above the top of the fence will stop them coming over the top

Mines set at : 6am : 19c 8am : 16c 4pm : 19c 10pm : 14c And is fine. You shouldn't need to go up to 24, the whole point is to maintain a comfortable temperature when you are home.

Absolutely not : An Ulster fry also has potato bread, soda bread and (in my house) NO BEANS

Great find Jay. You're not such a miserable sod after all.

Committing suicide to enhance my career It worked for mickey and tupac shakir Jesus was nailed up to some wood 2000 years later and book sales are still good I heard in a song suicide is painless And it's 80% sure to make you famous Wanking with a bag on yer head tied to a door That bloke from INXS he knew the score

If it's a UK business, I have been with Santander for 2 years with no problems.

You can just pay for an indemnity to cover the missing certs. Your solicitor should arrange it.

Squeezing cartons of rancid milk into a tank in a dairy to make cheese

Stayed there for 2min now in Rose of Denmark in Charlton. But I've cleaned them out of sausage rolls Jazza

Bloody Pickfords have just turned up in a wagon called "the Blackburn Player".

Just fell asleep ont train and now waiting to go 15 miles back the way I came from

Getting a sun tan at the Dove. Good beer.

On the road in 2 minutes.

Blind cobblers thumbs

Last game before I move down South, well in.

Would you not knock one out over Sue?

Half hour news update on BBC1 because of 2-3 inches of snow!! FFS!!!

Chillax

"You want to....." Fuck off, how do you know what I want?