You got a box like this yet?

 

 

Whats the script, you meeting her at the airport?  Which one, what time.

 

I hope theres smoke coming out of it this time next week.

Can you imagine the smell of burning flavoured rubber?

Today's the day!

 

Must admit to being a bit nervous

 

She was crapping herself about flying alone so I'm doing gentlemanly thing of going & bringing her back.. I'm at heathrow right now.. Fly at 6.

 

We Come back on Monday...

 

I see her point though... A woman on her own meeting a punter off myfreecams is stupid

 

Mind you she & her brother are picking me up & if he turns up in an old merc and when I put my bag in the boot there is a shovel & a rolled up carpet I'm running!

 

I thought twice.. But I've just taken bare essentials to get by so if I get heckled it isn't going to RUIN me

 

Shaking like a shitting dog though

Edited July 17, 201312 yr by jazza

DON'T FUCKING GO JAZZA

 

Soz for shouting but I think it needs it.

Too late pal

May the force be with you then

Jazza, you are going to a fucking third world hovel to meet a stripper you know from the internet and have without doubt told of your inheritance.

 

Her fucking 'brother' is meeting you at the airport and taking you to their family home I presume.

 

You will end up in a fucking ditch once they have emptied your bank.

 

FFS JAZZA, TURN AROUND AND SAY YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT!!!!!!

I'm happy enough pal... I trust her.

Most people are murdered by people they 'trust'

Most people are murdered by people they 'trust'

 

 

That's why I don't trust people. Less potential murderers, you see.

I knew what reaction id get but I wasn't going to lie. I wish I hadn't posted in the first place as where we met is irrelevant. She isn't a whore. She dances a bit but never ever strips. Another drunken fuck up

 

She is mortified for people to know What site she is on Only her mother there does.

 

I'd appreciate if nobody commented on my Facebook about it please

I know this is like talking to a teenager....  You have told people where you are going, what you are doing, who you are meeting and will contact regular havent you?

Yes

 

& the lad that I share my house with also know her from when we chat on Skype now & again

 

There is no person in this world would have put the time, memory or be able to act out a friendship like we have

 

I met her when I was at my lowest after marriage break up. ... Shea knows my circumstances have changed but not how

Edited July 17, 201312 yr by jazza

Just do it, J.

Just do it, J.

I am mate

Hoping we don't have a 'Scottish DNA found in Eastern European meat products' headline coming up soon.

I hope there's Scottish DNA left somewhere (insert tongue sticking out smilie but I'm an iphone wanker)

And not Eastern European meat found in Scottish DNA

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23351497

Boarding the plane now.

 

Just spoke to her... She is petrified of flying. Or maybe it's me that's scaring her

 

What am accent though

Foe fuck's sake.

The mind boggles

Can someone insert the popcorn chewing gif please?

Well I hope we hear from you again Jazza, this certainly has elements of it could go either way.

Can someone set a poll up on what may happen to Jazza.

 

I'm thinking of things like, forced in Romanian prostitution, robbed, settles down and gets married etc etc

 

Any other suggestions

Wonder if any other teams boards have stuff like this going on?

 

Got to love this place sometimes.

I know one thing - I ain't eating any 'Scottish pies' for the next few weeks, especially if they are from the Eastern Bloc and smell like breweries.

Edited July 18, 201312 yr by bolty58